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Original Song Title:

"Drive By"

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Parody Song Title:

"Pie Fight"

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The Lyrics

Part of my "Shine Brighter Supplemental" self-challenge. In fact, it's the final one! Huzzah! Here's the story of a guy trying to convince another guy to throw pies at each other. Why? Because reasons. Enjoy!
Here I have a pie that is filled with goo
Gonna throw it right at you
May not be clean, that's true, but
I don't care, have at you, bud!
I've been bored as of late, and
Violence might make my day, but
This way makes for much less pain, you see

So get your cream pie
Make sure you aim right
Don't hit the wall, dude, a waste of good goo
Mine's apple, it's so fresh, it's gonna hit your chest
Join in and make a mess, won't you?

Throwin' pies at you
You're covered in goo
Because I love pie fi-i-i-i-ights
Here's a free pie, you'll get in the groove, guy
When you toss one at my-y-y-y-y-y-y butt
Toss it at me, come on, buddy, splat me
Don't be such a pansy
Or just chuck it flatly
Wasn't that fun, dude?
Let's go find more fools
To join in our pie fi-i-i-i-ight

Making lots of mess is what I admire
In filling you'll be mired
But one-on-one's kinda mild, let's find some mates
Apple, fudge or raspberry-filled
Coolin' on the windowsill
We'll toss 'em 'till we've had our fill of splats

Say I'm wastin' pies
Well, you may be right
I've lots of spares, dude, to hurl right at you
The shape just flies so well, a really tasty shell
The air's filled with the smell of goo

You say that it's crude?
Free pie facial, dude!
Because I love pie fi-i-i-i-ights
Give it a try, don't get cream in your eyes
And watch the pastries fly-y-y-y-y-y-y, bud
Come on, hit me with projectile pastries
Don't fret 'bout the safety
Hit me in the face, please
Wasn't that fun, dude?
Let's find some more fools
To join in our pie fi-i-i-i-ight

Fight with me and then you'll see
Pie fights bring great relief for all stress, dude
So just chuck a pie, get ev'ryone covered in goo

I've got lots of pie filled with tasty goo
I've a need for pie fights, dude
Annoying to clean, true, but
I don't care, how 'bout you, bud?

I'll throw pies at you
'Til you throw them too
Then we'll have a pie fi-i-i-i-ight
Come on, please try, lots of gooey fun, guy
And when the pastries fly-y-y-y-y-y-y, duck!
Give it to me, hit me 'til I'm gooey
I won't mind, just goo me
Don't be such a noobie
Wasn't that fun, dude?
We'll need lots more fools
To join in our pie fi-i-i-i-ight

Finally got all the Shine Brighter stuff done. Time to get back to Don't Stop The Pop...hopefully I'll get the remaining 15 songs done before the 2013 mix is released. Doubt it'll take six months, but with my variable work ethic who really knows...

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