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Song Parodies -> "I Freed Your Slugs"

Original Song Title:

"I Need Your Love"

Original Performer:

Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding

Parody Song Title:

"I Freed Your Slugs"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. A dastardly revenge plan of the utmost heinousness! That's a word, right? Didn't get tripped by my spell-check, so we'll run with it!
I free-eed your slu-ugs, now see-ee their sli-ime
All ove-er your yard, it se-erves you ri-ight
To trea-eat me li-ike your sla-ave all ni-ight
Hope I've i-inconvenienced you to-oni-ight
I free-eed your slu-ugs

I free-eed your slu-ugs

Cleaned up all you-our mess, it's a thing that I abhor
So say farewe-ell to all your slugs forevermore
Cause I have free-eed them since you're an arse
The best reve-enge plan in the wo-orld, so many parts
First distractin' you-ou with beer
While you watched reru-uns of Cheers
Wasn't clea-eanin' dishe-es, nay
You won't see your bu-uds agai-ai-ain

I free-eed your slu-ugs, now i-in due ti-ime
They will a-all piss off, I'm su-ure they'll fi-ind
The lo-ocal hi-ighway, cau-ause you trie-ied
To make me do your homework to-oni-ight
I free-eed your slu-ugs

I free-eed your slu-ugs

Know you're thinkin' what the hell's wrong with me now?
Sure, I'm aware that slugs won't break the speed of sound
But there's layers, dude, to what I've wrought
You're gonna lie-ie there long enou-ough that they'll get lost
Quite the fiendish pla-an right here
Shouldn't have drunk a-all that beer
Now your li-imbs won't work the-e same
Never see those slu-ugs agai-ai-ain

I free-eed your slu-ugs, in fou-our or fi-ive
Ho-urs the-ey'll get lost on Hi-ighway Fi-ive
And you-ou will cry-y, should no-ot have trie-ied
To make me clean both your cars to-oni-ight
I free-eed your slu-ugs

I free-eed your slu-ugs

Ev'ry beer's slowed the time
You react to my scheme, mate
And no, I'm far from jokin'
My plan's right in the open (must have a fear)
Of your slime-covered mates
Will be run right over some day
Hang on, where are you goin'?

I free-eed your slu-u-ugs, my grea-eatest cri-ime
And you just get up and fi-ix it? Why-y?
I've fai-ailed this ti-ime, but ju-ust wait, Mi-ike
I'll annoy your bee-ee-ee-ees

Diabolical, right?

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