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Song Parodies -> "We Don't Have A Plan"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't No Other Man"

Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"We Don't Have A Plan"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

My loving ode to one of my favourite tropes, the Indy Ploy.
Hey!
(Wait, why did we do this?)

I could feel it from the start
Plan was doomed to fall apart
"A temple, let's check it out guys"
I agreed to it, but why?
Yes, our plan was that one short-ass sentence
That's how far all our plans go

Through the temple, we stumbled, we set off many traps
Don't know how but, we came across some big, shiny thang
And then some moron grabbed it (was me, but I'm blaming Matt)

(We thought this through? Bullshit)

What a stupid plan, on Matt, I blame this too
We need a new plan, 'fore this giant rock makes us goo
(Crunchy goo)
We all turn to Mike, ask him "Right, what do we do?"
There's no pause, he just cracks
Planner Mike says "Let's haul ass" - no duh
What a clever plan, it's true - yeah right
On-the-spot type plans work, dude

Surprised it turned out all right (no, really)
And we owe it all to Mike (yeah, yeah, yeah)
We would've sat on our rears (yeah, yeah)
Carefully plan our exit
But then we would die, boy, and all that shit
Thank God for Mike thinkin' fast!

And we'd never, have bothered, to go into this place
We're so lazy, not crazy, even though we'd be more safe
We'd still prefer to go through it, and get these cool scars on our faces

Oooooooo, oh!

We don't have a plan, cause man, it's more fun to
Face it like a man, if we planned it, we'd never do
(Never do)
We're the kinda guys, won't waste time thinking this through
Takes too long, and we're crap
At that kinda thing, my man - oh yeah
Never had a plan, it's true - that's right
We don't need a plan, we're cool

Fuckin' run now!

Never had one, we, never had one (never)
We don't need one, we, just don't need one, brother
Do without one, we, can survive without one
We don't need a plan, it's true

Ohhhh!

When we get into a mess
Hanging off a crumbling ledge
We just do what we do best:
Winging ev'rything although it might cause our deaths

We don't have a plan, we're crap at that stuff, dude
Closest thing to "plans", that we have are just "Run, you fool!"
(It works, too)
Somehow we survive, dunno why, seems we'd be screwed
(Somehow we survive, thanks to Mike ooo yeahh)
We can't think all that fast
Okay, Mike, he can do that - kind of

All of Mikey's plans work, dude - that's right
They're all one-word plans, or two

Smart planning's boring, dude, our very simple plans work, dude

If things go to crap, blame Matt, the useless tool
Mike then makes a plan, how he plans it, I don't know, dude
(Dunno, dude)
Mike's a clever guy, cause he finds out what to do
He just knows, so he plans
That's our Mike, what a bad ass - oh yeah
Gets it from his dad, it's true - all right
Name is Indy, man that's cool
Hail XNU! That has nothing to do with the parody, that was the security code, swear to Batman.

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Matt-hias - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Not too sure I like you slandering the name of Matt in your parody... I know you're more than likely not talking about me but "Blame Matt, the useless tool" wasn't too cool man. Good parody anyways bro-hand.
bobpiecheese - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry 'bout that Matthias. Let's say that much like the guys in this parody, I didn't quite think that one through. Maybe you can pretend in your mind that I used "Dan" instead of "Matt" to limit the unintentional insult whilst keeping the rhyme?
agrimorfee - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I invoke the name of Dave quite often in my parodies, twice in conscious nod to our Below Average fellow. He seems to be taking that in stride. ;) Commentary: An unusual perspective here, TCOP, in the way how the driving forces of the song topic itself actually are never revealed upfront. Almost philosophical, futility of man kind of thing going on there...which made it funny in a weird way.
Blaydeman - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well I'm not going to go as deep into this as Agrimorfee did, but yeah, it's a little strange, but I liked it. I thought it was really funny.
Rex - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job of planning this parody. Nice comment on too many movies to count.
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Seems the title is also a theme to me. . .a little off the wall honestly, but good write. . .Agri, yeah I like references to myself, I don't see them often, and I occasionally really doubt my writing, intelligence and other 'qualities' so yeah any thing that boosts my ego a bit, makes me smile:) Matt. . .I slander you a lot, oh wait--slander is a false statement about someone-I've never written a parody about or influenced by you that wasn't true:) Seriously Matt, there are a lot of Matts out there, and I'm pretty sure you are the only one that is quite like you, Matthias sounds like some kind of Greek Mythological Character, wear it with pride, I wouldn't change "Matt" in this parody, its just a random name--and obviously TCOP would never use it to refer to you derogatorily
Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment
"Blame Matt the Useless Tool" was the name of my next song :) Sounds like a fun group, hope to book them as tour guide on my next vacation

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