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Song Parodies -> "Jew Strife"

Original Song Title:

"That's Life"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Jew Strife"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Original lyrics here. My entry in the first Parody Decathlon event. Don't blame me for the lack of humour, blame Kristof!
Jew strife - that's not what the Nazis say
"On The Path To Heaven
They're on their way"
But you know I'm gonna stop this soon
Soon as Hitler's dead, then I'll save the Jews

Of course there's wives, raising kids in there by their own
And people shot and gassed
Sitting on the throne
But I will free them, free them from the pits
Just as soon as I make some pies for the trip

I know they're starving, and thirsty, And so un-
hygienic, with 3-week-old jocks
I'll just pack our bags and polish my shoes
Where'd I put my socks?
And then I'll need to scrub all of my shirts
I'll free the Jews, but I don't want to get hurt

So I'll
I tell ya, I'll need some First Aid
Bandages, Dettol, some splints
And a butt load of adhesive tape
And if you start to think that I'm just trying to stall
I'm not, but could you pass that hand-stitched baseball?

Say that I'm chicken, I'm yellow, I'm fearful
I'm timid, I won't change my plan
And so when I win the Nobel prize, and
Popped down to Iran
Treblinka ain't real nice slaying all the Jew race
I'll free them, but first I'll get this spot on my face

All lies
Jew strife, I'll try to deny it
I'll say Hitler's just kidding about
But Heinrich - that sly git!
I heard him order men to show them the chambers
I better take a trip there and make the Jews not die
Aye, aye
Note: This is sung by some army guy to the Prime Minister sometime during WWII. So that would mean that he's singing to Winston Churchill. Like you care. Liki I care, really.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 5   8
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Matthias - July 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Even Anne Frank would like this one...
tomario - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DECATHLON who gave it a 5 for funny ? i liked this a lot but its not a funny subject so i only gave you a 2 but you'll be in my top five . amazing (no i'm not jewish)
tomario - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DECATHLON who gave it a 5 for funny ? i liked this a lot but its not a funny subject so i only gave you a 2 but you'll be in my top five . amazing (no i'm not jewish)
Jeff Reuben - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Not lol funny but well written.
Josh 2 - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
hmm, dunno about this one, I'll just sneak you a 5 for pacing as i couldnt really follow it properly but it is probably right. other than that, it was funny in places, and not funny in others, 544
Johnny D - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) Bizarre juxtaposition of topic and OS, to be sure.
Stuart McArthur - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath) the concept of one man deciding "alright, I'll go and save the Jews all by myself then" is hilarious, bobpie - again, more political than historical, I guess, although it is historical, so I take that back - but definitely a 555
Arwen - August 27, 2006 - Report this comment
DECATHLON...I can't say that I thought it was funny...(touchy subject in my book)...but it's well written...nice job.
Kristof Robertson - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC1) Brave writing, bobpie. Well constructed, and great use of language. 545

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