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Song Parodies -> "Don't Stay, Possessor"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Stay Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Al Green

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Stay, Possessor"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man is being possessed by...something, and he's not gonna take it. No, he ain't gonna take it. He's not gonna take it anymore.
Don't stay, possessor

I-I-I, I no longer want you
Inside of my headspace, dude
So pa-ack up and lea-ea-eave
This is my brain, creep, ai-ai-ain't for you-ou-ou-ou
Whethe-e-e-er magic or science, undo-o-o-o
We may loo-oo-ook crazy
With the way I'm twitchin'
Ooh, I'm tryna convince 'em
That you're inside me-e-e-e-e-e
This should give the sceptical o-o-ones a clue-ue-ue-ue-ue
That somethin' is a-aske-e-e-ew

Oh, won't you go-o-o-o-o
Don't stay, possesso-o-o-o-o-or (-ssessor)
I'm no co-onsente-e-er, want the-e-e
Life that I once ha-a-ad right the hell ba-a-ack

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah

Give the life I used to ha-a-ave all the way ba-a-ack

Why-y-y invade me?
No ali-ien stuff
Oh, no anti-government crud
But you're still in me-e-e-e-e-e-e
Livin' my life norma-ally-y-y-y, like I would be
If I didn't ha-ave your prese-ence in me-e-e-e
Just what is your deal, dude?

Go-o-o-o-o, don't have to stay, possesso-or (-ssessor)
I'll miss you-ou neve-e-er, don't ca-a-are
If you'll die at la-a-ast, just get out, ma-a-an (come on)
Go (woo) away, possessor (piss off, possesso-o-or, oh-oh)
Connectio-io-ion seve-e-ered, bette-e-er

Dunno what kinda thing possesses someone just to make them do whatever they were going to do anyway (and it's not a front for mysteriousness, like the Yeerks). Would certainly make a change from the umpteen-billion "covert invasion" stories.

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