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Said my rib cage up and crumpled, that's a weird ploy
To distract me, afraid airbags deployed
I'm sure I'd know if all of those bones were destroyed
Since they'd pop my lungs like a mishandled pool toy, yeah (oh), yeah
Lights flashin', lights flashin'
Lights flashin', lights flashin', ambulance starts pullin' up (up, up, up)
Good lord, I hate that noise
Why are those medics not also annoyed?
No, instead they're askin' me dumb questions (mmm-mmm)
Like if I was drunk or high or textin' (I'm not textin')
Look down, see in which pocket my phone's restin' (where's it restin'?)
Quite a lot of blood down there that's still collectin' (it's collectin'), yeah
Think I might have a problem, plain to see
Think it might take its toll pretty soon, please
Cause I'm honest, feel nothin', confused, jeez
Blood is flowin' and the only thing I'm sayin'? "Ow."
Got a pretty big problem, plain to see (to see)
Not the first time I've made it a huge scene (huge scene)
Gone to hospital, pumpin' blood crudely
Awkward moment when the only thing I say is "Ow."
Dropped bricks on my toe (hey)
Not one swear would drop from my mouth, no joke (ow)
Get my hand caught in the door, shoulder pops like so (skrrt)
Shot in the butt, not one scream, 'fraid so, yeah (yeah, yeah)
Say that I'm mad, that's a bit much (ch, ch)
Reaction time's down, all it is, bud
I don't tend to flounder when my zip's stuck (yeah, ow)
Zipper's stuck right on my...
Nerves might be drunk, cause not one flares up here (ow)
When I miss with scissors or my balls get squashed there (there)
Even on the job, public relations gone to shit (shit)
Because I'm scannin' choc'late with a constant bloody drip (yeah)
And I'm never shocked when I do find out (yup)
My lid's never flipped, just a "huh" flies out (yup)
I'm surprised I'm livin', takes too much time now
To convince me 'bout my boo-boos now, ayy (ayy)
Think I might have a problem, plain to see (to see)
Think I might need a long look real soon, please (hey)
I feel nothin' here, honest, confused, jeez
Limbs get broken and the only thing I'm sayin'? "Ow." (ow, ow, ow)
Got a pretty big problem, plain to see (yeah, yeah-eah)
Shouldn't be so blasé 'bout this huge scene (yeah, yeah-eah)
Might be somethin' I started to cope, see
May be bogus, all I know is all I say is "Ow."
Uh, uh, uh, uh
Mmm, all I say is, all I say is "Ow."
Ayy, ayy, ow
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