-> "Poser"
Original Song Title:
"Over"
Parody Song Title:
"Poser"
The Lyrics
Uhh
Not funny
Yeah
I've got all these snobby people here right now
They're a little bit too near
Who the fuck are y'all?
They say that I'm such a sellout, right
A complete and total hack, but
I don't think that fits me at all
What am I doin'?
What am I doin'?
Oh yeah, that's right
I'm buyin' these cheap DVD's
Star Wars the first three films, man
And 'cause of that, they call me a poser
I'm a poser, but I'm not a poser
They're all
Following me, while I buy my trinkets
All over the mall, that's what you call it
In America, that's a little bit off topic
Maybe it's the hot one that these guys are comin'
They comin' in droves, I wish I could hurry home
But I've still got a few things left to get, you know
Man, it's like I've got an anti-fanbase, leave me alone
They're all accusin' me of things that don't apply, they don't
"You're not original, copied from the pictures"
They're all dressin' in leather: black, with lots of zippers
Hypocrites, you know? I'd tell it to their faces
They couldn't hear me through their own talk, I just cannae take this
Don't know them, but don't want to either
But why would they all wanna shout at me, a total stranger?
I wish this was the first time it's happened but it isn't
I just cannot take this shit, man, you get it ahh
I've got all these hipster people here right now
They're a little bit too near
Who the fuck are y'all?
They say that I'm such a sellout, right
A complete and total hack, but
I don't think that fits me at all
What am I doin'?
What am I doin'?
Oh yeah, that's right
I'm buyin' these hip-hop CD's
Kanye's College Dropout, man
And 'cause of that, they call me a poser
Such a poser, but I'm not a poser
Uhhh
My choice in music seems to make them feel real pain
And I swear I saw one vomit when I said I liked T-Pain
So they tell me really loudly I'm a sellout, a hack and so lame
I can't like the guys with fame
I must like obscure crap, they keep sayin'
It's just drivin' me insane, nothing here is kosher
It's all junk, over and over
They continue hounding me and they're gettin' closer
Try to take the disk out my hand, I'm not sure if I'm sober
Hear dry retchin' when I try to sing a high-scene song
They expect me, they expect me to sing low-scene songs
They just won't accept the idea
I like high-scene songs
If you wanna know, the song I'm singin' is Dream On
But the "poser" accusations
They don't make sense at all
They made this up from watching me at the mall
It's about time that they quit it, stop their bitchin' and
Stop stalking me, I've had it with their habits
Ahh
I've got all these bitchy people here right now
They're a little bit too near
Who the fuck are y'all?
They say that I'm such a sellout, right
A complete and total hack, but
I don't think that fits me at all
What am I doin'?
What am I doin'?
Oh yeah, that's right
I'm buyin' these Transformers tees
That's short for t-shirt, got that
But 'cause of that, they call me a poser
Such a poser, but I'm not a poser
Yeah, that's right
I'm sick of these dumb hipster teens
Just get a life, okay man?
But they don't care, still call me a poser
Such a poser, 'cause I like Mike Posner
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