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Song Parodies -> "The Last Airbender"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Last Airbender"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

In which Aang summarises his own dang show...which is why there's a bunch of stuff missing as he wasn't there for it. Even then there's gonna be stuff missing, just a heads-up to die-hard fans of the show. Enjoy!
The Fi-ire Nation's after me
Cause I can bend the air with ease
I'm the last airbender, sounds messed up
But you see, it means I'm the saviour, can't mess up
Should start at the beginning here

"Y'all act like you've never seen a sky bison before"
Paraphrased, of course, but man, did Sokka's jaw drop to the floor
When I popped out of the ice, they stood in awe
Man, was I the dork, askin' 'bout sleddin' on penguins (awk!)
And then Katara was all "wait, no way, you're kiddin'
You're an airbender? There's no way that that can be"
And then Zuko's all "I'm really serious
Need to catch him, cause my dad's a hothead" (ha ha)
Kickin' his ass with wind, ditchin' him, then Katara's thinkin':
"Say Aang, waterbendin' we're both learnin'
How 'bout we fly to the North Pole, they've got
Teachers to help us through" "That sounds great, let's shoot through!"
And after some delays like my pal Bumi and that Jet douche
And Sokka learns to not be sexist and he gets a smooch
Get to the North Pole at last, but the teacher's a stupid ass
Cause he won't teach Katara, that's not fair, dude
So she challenges him to a duel, but he kicks
Her ass but then he recognises her Gran-Gran's necklace
It seems Katara's grandma was going to marry him
And the memory of this makes Pakku stop bein' a dick
But this backstory drama ain't important
Fi-ire Nation's on their way
And General Zhao's got a spirit to slay
Well, I'm not gonna have that - he's already stabbed that one
Crap, I guess I better merge with the other one
Hear you ask "How in the heck can you merge with spirits?"
It helps to be the Avatar, a real natural bendin' whiz
Go into the Avatar State when I get real pissed
I become a fish-kaiju, save the day, that's what I do

Last airbender, the only airbender
Not just air that I'm bendin', bend all four elements
I'm Aang, the last airbender, I'll save us
I'll save us, I'll save us
Yes I'll be bendin' all of the elements
Quickly I should be learnin' cause a comet's comin'
With that the fi-irebenders will flame up
And blaze us, I'll save us

Next priority's to find an earthbendin' master
I know who: my old pal Bumi, that's who!
Fi-ire Nation's taken over his city?
We gotta break him out, come on, follow me, we must save Bumi
"No, Aang, your teacher will not be me, I fear"
Why? Okay, fine, let's get far away from here
But who could teach me to move mountains with ease?
Got a vision in the swamp, I know who can teach me
She's eight years old and completely blind, her name is Toph
Don't underestimate her cause she'll knock your block off
Even bends metal, but that comes later, see
First we got lost in the sand, Sokka got high, tee-hee
And my sky bison Appa got kidnapped, so we
Made a trek to Ba Sing Se cause he's like family (aargh)
Also Sokka found out that the fi-irebenders lose all their bendin'
Durin' an eclipse, must tell the Earth king
And after tang-l-in' with the Dai Li
It seems that things are progressin' quite swimmingly
But suddenly Zuko doesn't join me
His sis' hits me with lightnin' and nearly kills me

Last airbender, the only airbender
Season 2's a cliffhanger because of Azula
It seems that at world-savin' I've screwed up
I've screwed up, I've screwed up
Katara's healin' my wound between seasons
Enough time has been passin' that my hair's been growin'
This world, it still needs savin', up to us
Up to us, can't screw up

It seems at this point we're kinda screwed, Azula dethroned the Earth King
And I'm assumed to be dead, that's got me feelin' blue
And I still haven't mastered any fi-irebendin'
I've barely tried, got bad feels from the first time, Katara got hurt and cried
Still, we're workin' on the invasion
The Day of Black Sun, we'll be slayin', err, I'm just sayin'
There's no way that this'll fail, I shouldn't have said that
What do you know, it failed, they knew we were comin', big waste of our army
Well, maybe not, it seems that, apparently
Zuko chose the invasion to change sides, be a goodie
Offerin' his services to teach me fi-irebendin'
Takes a little bit, but soon actual friendship is beginnin'
Soon I've finally got this fi-irebendin' thing workin'
We've gotta take on the Phoenix King, Ozai's goin' off his hinge
When Sozin's Comet comes, he will be burnin' the Earth Kingdom up
I think that he's gone the slightest bit nuts
Ethics say I can't kill him straight up
Still I gotta stop him from blowin' crap up
But last minute I learn how to energybend, I go
Kick Ozai's ass, snuff out his flame, end of the show

Last airbender and energybender
Took away Ozai's bendin' instead of just killin'
Looks like the last airbender did save us
I saved us, I saved us
Not just me, never, cause my friends endeavoured
Whether or not they're benders they kicked lots of hinders
Friends of the last airbender did save us
They saved us, we saved us
Saved all four nations, Earth, Water and Fi-ire
Air is only me for the moment, not the point, sir
All benders and non-bender's safe and stuff
Safe and stuff, safe and stuff
But the Avatar, what's to become of him?
I hear you ask, don't worry, I'll keep myself busy
Because me and Katara will hook up
We'll hook up, we hooked up

Ha ha, let's make more airbenders, Katara, love
At least, when we grow up

Summarising the events of a show is hard work. You could say that's why the film was such a flop, but there were a lot of other problems with that mish-mash. Though apparently the original script incorporated all 20 episodes of the first season and was seven hours long. Maybe if they split that into two films, removed some of the less important episodes (The Great Divide, Imprisoned) and had a director and writer who knew what the hell they were doing.

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Saw it - September 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Not only was the movie a flop, but also this wasted effort.
bobpiecheese - September 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Welp, one day after I wrote this and I already made an error - Zhao wasn't a General, he was an Admiral (well, he became Admiral in the episode The Blue Spirit). Typical. At least it still paces the same.

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