-> "No Good Bastards Inc."
Original Song Title:
"Feel Good Inc." (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Good Bastards Inc."
Set up some mouse traps on your jogging strip
Replaced my your shaving cream with Choc Whip
Switched all your DVD's so they're in the wrong case
Draw a Hitler moustache on your deep-sleeping face
The cops'll never catch me cause I leave no tracks
If you sit near me watch out for a thumbtack
And all I ever hear is "Why'd you do that?"
I say "Because I'm bored and don't give a crap, no..."
Taggin', taggin on your walls
"How'd you like to suck my balls?"
Blocked-up toilets, stopped-up sinks
Makes you swear, but makes ME laugh
Set all the test subjects free
And emptied a purse of money
I don't know whose purse it was
Like I actually care?
Prank calls to the Hazmat
Lettin' 'em loose on your new mat
Oh, and did I mention that
They are diarrhetic cats?
Now I'm diggin' holes all around the house
Care Bears missing stuffing, eyes, toes and ears
I stole all your chocolate
Yo! You know that Motown
Show in town?
It's sold out!
All thanks to me
I bought up all the rest
Of the tickets
So, no doubt
You're in the sh!t
As long as I am living
You will not ever win
I'll make your life a living hell
I made sure you lost your job
Told your boss you were a slob
Yes I am picking on you
No-one else reacts better
Some they break down, some they scream
And some they try to tackle me
You try to ignore it all
But I will strike again
Won't stop 'till you crack up
'Till you've got no more backups
And go in the loony bin
Rigged the S.A. Lotto
So you would lose, don't you know
I'm the world's most evil git
Bastard (Repeat 'till end)
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