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Song Parodies -> "Hey Nathan, Could You Move Over?"

Original Song Title:

"The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Charlie Daniels Band

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Nathan, Could You Move Over?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Seemingly an innocent request to scooch over, but ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE simply because I FELT LIKE IT.
"Hey Nathan, could you move over?
I'm just looking for a place to sit
So move your behind
If you would be so kind
Or said behind I'll have to kick

That's no joke, I will do it, man
Though I am so tired, and boy is it hot!"
But then up he jumped and presented his rump
and said "Kiss my ass you clot!"

"I bet you didn't know it
but I fought real hard for this seat
So on your bike and rack off, Mike!"
So I punched out his teeth

Now he threw a pretty good punch, right then
But his aim wasn't so good
He socked some buff man and hurt his hand
I think he's in trouble, don't you?

The man said "My name's Eddy
But most folks call me Ed
And I've got four friends
I bet you'll regret
Missing that punch thrown at your friend"

"Eddy, you talkin' total crap
I see no friends, retard!
So push off, this fight ain't yours
You big stupid tub of lard"
But Ed just smiled and clicked his monstrous fingers: lo behold!
His mates appeared and Nathan's pants were soiled

The first guy punched in Nathan's face
Nathan couldn't land a blow
Soon Nathan was bleeding from his lip
And he couldn't feel his toes

Now I could call Nathan many things
But a quitter isn't one
So he kicked Ed in the gonads
And Ed screamed - a real loud one

(Instrumental screaming section)

After quite a while he took a breath
"Do you know what you have done?
Now you're in for it, mark my words
Ev'ry body present - go get that bum!"

Half the people went to help Ed
The other half took Nathan's side, yes oh yes!
Someone threw a Coke can, before you know
Ev'rything went bonkers
There they go!

(Instrumental everyone's-beatin'-the-crap-outta-everyone-else section)

The fight came to an end
Ed had scarpered, hit the streets
And Nath then looked behind him
To see that I'd nicked his seat!

Nathan said "Michael, you pile crap
You wanna go through all that again?
I'm not tired yet, you son of a bitch
Better get out while you can!"

And then he
Hit me in the mouth, got my gun
"Well, Nathan, do ya feel lucky? Do ya, punk?"
"Lucky is my mid name!" "Wasn't it Joe?"
Same thing happens each night
'Fraid it's so
Well, that was fun.

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Peregrin - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I'll be first then! I quite enjoyed that, Conq. I particularly found the pants soiling line laughable. As for the OS, well, it's just like Charlie Daniels without guns (if you have ever got the gist of his song "A Simple Man").
Jonathan S. - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Ditto on the "soiled" line. You song oughta fill 555 seats.
Matthias - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
This was a great take on this song seeing that the original song was about a fight and this one was also about a fight over an extremely random reason to boot, because he just wanted to sit down. This is one of your best Conq, you've been on a bit of a roll lately buddy.
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It was interesting to see a DWDTG parody that didn't have a duel with the devil in it. You took our advice about new ideas to heart.
Jason - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You have indeed been on a roll Conqueror. Neat job. 555
Glen S - November 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, Conquerer. Your narrative worked well through the original, and I enjoyed your sniping of his seat.
Guy - November 16, 2008 - Report this comment
These two lines brought to mind a youtube video.

And Nath then looked behind him
To see that I'd nicked his seat!

Paste this URL into your browser and you'll see what I mean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL3YX0vy54U

Well done COP.
EmiLoca - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Oh, how EXACTLY like a man, let's just start a fight because we feel like it/because it would make for a hilarious song parody idea. Really quite creative and giggleworthy!
Max Power - November 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Great
Peter Andersson - November 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Brought to mind four lines from a song... ehh... never mind the details: "You dare to tell me what to do // You have a lot of nerve // Watch your mouth or you might get // The dentist you deserve".
Gianni Parmesiani - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Enjoyable, in a manly kind of way. I have an idea for this OS which involves George Steinbrenner and the NY Yankees, which I better hurry up on as George is giving up control of the team.
Below Average Dave - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad TCOP, good idea for TOS since it was after all a battle to begin with. My only real qualm with this was missed and stretched rhyming, but still pretty good parody.

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