Two-Double-0-Six
Is dead; 07's king
What I am asking
Is what stuff will this new year bring?
January:
Things happen in the EU
Windows Vista's launched world-wide (that's what we hope)
In Feb: Awards of Academy
Championship of Ski
And that Epic Movie
From the guys of Scary Movie
Must see

In March: It's my birthday
And there's the Aussie Grand Prix
Plus the new TMNT
Smoking ban in the U.K.
And Daylight Savings starts in the US
April: U-u-umm...
Nothing much to say of here
Except, of course, there's the Term 1 Holidays
For Aussies, not for Yanks, 'cause we have diff'rent timetables

In May: Sequels abound
Shrek and Spiderman the Third
And the Pirate's End of World
In June: there's a blue moon and space travel
And the Frenchies' legislative election
July: Tour de France (Two-thousand-and-seven)
The Simpsons Movie
Transformers and Harry Potter's 5th

I see, in August, a total lunar eclipse
65th World Science
Fiction Convention takes place
There's Rush Hour 3 and The Bourne Ultimatum, yeah!
In September: (Rugby World Cup)
Guatemala (has elections)
Mr Bean decides to go - on holida-a-a-ay
It's Year Of The Dog, for the start of year
(Rest is Year Of Pig, unlucky so I hear!)
And Year of Pisces, but that stuff is queer!

You still here? Pleae don't go! Three months left to go
October: Three different elections (and Saw IV!)
November: Daylight Savings ends now (Thank the Lord!)
December: the last month of the year (Christmas time!)
And there's nothing else (Nothing else!)
Nothing in this month (Decembe-e-e-er!)
That-we-know-of-an-y-way!
There is more stuff, yes, there's more stuff, there is stuff without a date
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows should come out, but I, have doubts!

Sometime this year Aussies will elect a PM
There'll be Bill and Mortal Kombat: Devastation
Ur-anus: Sun will shine on equator
And Kenya will vote - Korea will vote for a Prez

(End-of-year guitar solo)

You may want to kill me
I've spoiled the surprise
Well, not all, but nearly
Have a Happy New Year...from me!

2007!*