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Song Parodies -> "NewYearsian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"NewYearsian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

What better way to start the year than to competely spoil the surprise on what's coming up?
Two-Double-0-Six
Is dead; 07's king
What I am asking
Is what stuff will this new year bring?
January:
Things happen in the EU
Windows Vista's launched world-wide (that's what we hope)
In Feb: Awards of Academy
Championship of Ski
And that Epic Movie
From the guys of Scary Movie
Must see

In March: It's my birthday
And there's the Aussie Grand Prix
Plus the new TMNT
Smoking ban in the U.K.
And Daylight Savings starts in the US
April: U-u-umm...
Nothing much to say of here
Except, of course, there's the Term 1 Holidays
For Aussies, not for Yanks, 'cause we have diff'rent timetables

In May: Sequels abound
Shrek and Spiderman the Third
And the Pirate's End of World
In June: there's a blue moon and space travel
And the Frenchies' legislative election
July: Tour de France (Two-thousand-and-seven)
The Simpsons Movie
Transformers and Harry Potter's 5th

I see, in August, a total lunar eclipse
65th World Science
Fiction Convention takes place
There's Rush Hour 3 and The Bourne Ultimatum, yeah!
In September: (Rugby World Cup)
Guatemala (has elections)
Mr Bean decides to go - on holida-a-a-ay
It's Year Of The Dog, for the start of year
(Rest is Year Of Pig, unlucky so I hear!)
And Year of Pisces, but that stuff is queer!

You still here? Pleae don't go! Three months left to go
October: Three different elections (and Saw IV!)
November: Daylight Savings ends now (Thank the Lord!)
December: the last month of the year (Christmas time!)
And there's nothing else (Nothing else!)
Nothing in this month (Decembe-e-e-er!)
That-we-know-of-an-y-way!
There is more stuff, yes, there's more stuff, there is stuff without a date
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows should come out, but I, have doubts!

Sometime this year Aussies will elect a PM
There'll be Bill and Mortal Kombat: Devastation
Ur-anus: Sun will shine on equator
And Kenya will vote - Korea will vote for a Prez

(End-of-year guitar solo)

You may want to kill me
I've spoiled the surprise
Well, not all, but nearly
Have a Happy New Year...from me!

2007!*
*Pronounced literally, of course, as is the '0z' up the top. The 'Mr. Bean' line refers to the next Bean movie, the 'Pirates' bit is, duh, 'Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's End', and Harry Potter's '5th' is the Order Of The Phoenix.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 15

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Susanna Viljanen - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Several pacing issues, but otherwise nice. 4-5-4.
Jonathan - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I Agree Susanna lots of pacing issues but it's good BTW happy early Birthday! (I know it's in march but still...)
Yoidy - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty comprehensive for just starting the new year.
Agrimorfee - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I really wanted to like this, Conqueror, but man, this was just sooo hard to pace to the original. Drag-ging ev-er-y syll-a-ble to match the pac-ing just took the fun out of it. And there were genuinely poor pacing issues that I just cannot ignore. The months being shouted near the end (October! November! December!) was the best part.
Jason - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yes, there was a few pacing issues, but I found this reasonable.
Michael E Cormier - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I have to agree on the pacing issue, but this song is awfully hard to keep pace with anyways. Nice effort on a humdinger of a song.
Matthias - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I also have to agree on the pacing factor, an extreamly difficult song to parody, since there are very few subs that you can use to fit into the select spaces, but you pulled it off, and I have to give you some points for that
Max Power - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM-Good
Below Average Dave - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I won't harp on what has already been said Conq. . .The song is very difficult and is by one the toughest artists to perform after of all time. . .I give you points just for the artist you choose and then on top of that, to pick quite possibly the hardest song he's done (Under Preasure being the other that comes to mind) I commend you on this effort. . .November: Daylight Savings ends now (Thank the Lord!) Is my favorite line because I hate Daylight Savings Time (it makes no sense to me in the first place--all it does is really mess us up those two days of the year and then offset our entire body clock for almost a month. . .)
tomario - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
trouble with topical parodies is they lose there shine .no doubting your effort and what a song to pick i've been avoiding this like the plague. nice work 555
Peter Andersson - February 15, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I hear "The Queen" is gonna win an Oscar, you might be up for a nice match to that event to (and you had an Academy Awards line in here - subliminal?)
Phil Alexander - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
And not one resolution in sight (meaning UN ones, rather than new year's ones... or possibly the other way round) :-)
Johnny D - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It takes crystal balls to make predictions like those.
Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) well, all in all, I thought this paced pretty well, and it had an odd conversational stream-of-consciousness feel, that made it seem to "accidentally" pace, which was quite a treat - thumbs up from me bobpie - your stuff is still on the up and up - 555 - and with all the film and pop culture refs you might want to send it to E!
Tim Mayfield - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Overall, very well done.. but Daylight Savings Time in the United States will begin in March 2007... The US Govt. is doing testing to see if we can save even more electricity by waking up earlier. Don't get the logic, but unless we all move to Arizona or Hawaii, we're not getting a vote.
The Charnstar - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't get it, I thought I've already done this song.. Well, I've definately read it, and I LOVED it, 5-5-5
Red Ant - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Quite an original idea for this tough OS, and you've tackled it well, pieman. Lots of good subs, but I liked "Guatemala" for "Gallileo" the best.
wannabemustangjockey - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Well, now that I know what's going to happen this year, I can go to bed and avoid it. :P

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