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Song Parodies -> "Stop Those Zombies"

Original Song Title:

"Rock That Body"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Those Zombies"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2010 self-challenge. Instead of running from zombies, one man proposes a daring option: blowing them to kingdom come!
I've got a shotgun now
I've got a, I've got a shotgun now
I've got a, I've got a shotgun now, now, now, shotgun now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now

Not takin' chances, zero chances tonight
They've gotta stop, I'm gonna sto-op those zombie-ies
I'm gonna blow, yes, I will blow their heads high
That sounded awkward, but you-ou get my poi-oint, ri-ight?
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies (stop those zombies)
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies (stop those zombies)
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies

Don't know where they're comin' from
All that I know is they've gotta stop
So their heads are gonna pop
Whether it's from my gun's buckshot, my gun's buckshot
Or from the clock of my cricket bat whacked across
Decomposin' and rotten scones
It makes a mess but tell you what
It's satisfyin' when they drop
Like a sack of potatoes, flop
They lack reasonin' skills, won't stop
Even when I've blown their legs off
And their arms, like that Black Knight clot
"Come back here, I'll bite your legs off!"
All they want is the brains I've got
All they'll get is my ammo shots, ammo shots

I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now

I'm bustin' caps, been bustin' caps all damn night
I've gotta stop, I need to sto-op those zombie-ies
Can't let them go, won't let them go eat folks' minds
That would be stupid, so I-I'll kill them qui-uick-li-ike
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies (stop those zombies)
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies (stop those zombies)
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop-stop those-those zom-zombie-bies

You can die, maybe
All of you freaks can die, maybe
Eat this grenade and die, maybe
How 'bout this rocket launcher? Die, maybe (yeah)
Knew this day would come
When those scientists were all:
"This new drug will extend life
With no side effects!" Yeah, right
Sure hope my stockpile
Of ammo lasts me all night
Cause in the daylight, zombies always drop like flies (yeah)
Because the sun's rays makes 'em all rot (all rot)
Faster than normal, man, then I'll re-stock (re-stock)
On all my ammo (ammo) at the gun shops (gun shops)
Rev up my chainsaw, put my cleats on (cleats on)
Gotta be careful when the blood flows
It's slipp'ry as crap, down I can't go (yeah)
When the zombies chase me, can't slip on their fluids
Then they'll get to taste me, taste me, taste me

I've got an axe so I can hack 'em all night (all friggin' night)
Cause I must stop, I've gotta sto-op those zombie-ies (stop those zombies)
And yes, I know that when these folks were alive (they were once alive)
Once were friends or fam'ly, do-on't matter no-ow, ri-ight

Not importa-ant, ri-ight
Cannot risk thei-eir bite

C'mon, yeah

Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop those zombies (c'mon, yeah)
Stop those zombies, c'mon, c'mon, stop-stop those-those zom-zombie-bies
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Yeah, oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Yeah, oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Yeah, oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh

I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now
I'm makin' zombie heads pop
Love makin' zombie heads pop
Yeah, oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Love makin' zombie heads pop
I'm makin' zombie heads pop
Yeah, oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh
Yeah, oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh-oh

I cannot, I cannot stop right now
I cannot, I cannot stop right now
I cannot, I cannot stop right now, now, now, stop right now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now
I'm takin', I'm takin' shots right now

It's said that everyone has a zombie plan. I think mine boils down to "stick my head between my legs and kiss my bum goodbye".

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