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Song Parodies -> "Run From Zombies"

Original Song Title:

"Want to Want Me"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo

Parody Song Title:

"Run From Zombies"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Zombies! That's enough of an intro, I think.
I don't know how they came to be-e
Nuclear storage gone wrong, maybe some frea-eak
Lightnin' strike reanimated the cemet'ry-y-y
And now the walkin' dead are stalkin' the stree-eets
It's really freaky-y, yeah-eah-eah
They're not movin' that fa-ast (ooh-ooh)
But they've proved resilient to normal gun bla-asts, crud (ooh-ooh)
Even a headshot gets shrugged off, that's really ba-a-a-ad (ooh-ooh)
Ooh, now we're really screwed, why'd the dead rise?
Just why-y-y?

Man, what we've got is tons of zombies
I don't know how, it really stumps me
But I'll ask why once they are worm food, once more worm food
On my brains they want to chew
Man, we've all got to run from zombies
That one's your mum? Well, I'm so sorry
But right now I've got to kill her, dude, before she chews
On my arm, so I've got to (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Blow her brains out, 'fore she chews (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Oh yeah

Outrunnin' the ho-ordes (ooh-ooh)
Lots of people gettin' turned, which I abho-or, huh (ooh-ooh)
Am I the only one who's up on the lo-o-ore?
Ooh, this town's full of fools, so I guess my (guess my)
Guilt's die-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ied

Man, if you're dumb enough that zombies
Outpace you, sucks for you, they're nommin'
And now your eyes are fallin' out, dude, that's just gross, dude
Should've known they're zombies, dude
Ma-a-an, we've all got to run from zombies, huh
Not hard to spot, their flesh is rottin'
Avoid their bite, that's what you should do, not hard to do
Since they're all slower than you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah
And they don't wear tennis shoe-oe-oes (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh

Somethin's up with you
You don't look right, look right
Ooh, got bit, didn't you-ou-ou-ou? Oh-oh
Show me your bite, you-our, bi-i-ite

Man, you've been nommed on by a zombie (one nommed on you)
Why did you not come out and warn me (ooh-ooh-ooh, warn me-e)?
You might have tried to hide it but du-u-u-u-u-ude, what's wrong with you?
Bet it's your mum who bit you (oh oh-oh)
Ma-a-an, said a lot to run from zombies
But now you're stuck becomin' one, geez
I guess that I've got one thing to do (just o-one), one thing to do
Before on my brains you chew
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (I can't risk anythi-i-ing)
How's that shotgun taste to you?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (won't lie, this is gonna sting)
Might be drastic and it's true
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (buddy)
I'd expect the same from you
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh)
Clean up, clean up

You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinking. Have a Bloody Mary first thing. Get a bite at The King’s Head. Grab a couple at The Little Princess, stagger back here and bang! We’re up at the bar for shots. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?

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