It might be a consequence
Of futzing with that strange goo that one ni-i-ight
But the side-effect I gained was permanent:
It seems I'll never die-ie-ie, die-ie-ie

It's true, I'll outlive you all for su-u-ure
Do I like that? Well
A neverending li-i-ife
Is complex, I can't lie-ie-ie-ie
I know I'll outlive you all for su-u-ure
Will it be a hell?
Or more like paradi-i-ise?

One pro I'd give prominence
Is getting to see all the new tech ri-i-ise
It'd be cool to watch the steady progression
To gamma-laser weapons, weapons

Oh
For that I'd outlive you all for su-u-ure
Want to see as well:
Personal jetpacks fly-y-y
Want a hovercar ri-i-i-ide
Now that I'll outlive you all, I'm su-u-ure
It won't be a hell
At least on the tech side

Though would the-e waiting be worth the bo-other
When I'll ou-outlast all my friends? No pro-oblem
Don't have a-any friends, so I can wa-ander
Through the future alone, that sounds real nice, no?
Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah

I know I'll outlive you all for su-u-ure
Gimme my food pills
I know I'll outlive you all for su-u-ure
Date a bot named Ji-i-ill
I know I'll outlive you all for su-u-ure
Can't wait for those thrills
Glad that I'll outlive
Cause I'll see spaceshi-ips