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Song Parodies -> "Tongue/Leg's Sore"

Original Song Title:

"Numb/Encore"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jay-Z/Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Tongue/Leg's Sore"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Here it is...the one you've all been waiting for (sort of)...it's Tongue/Leg's Sore! (cough, cough)
Ow, ooh, ow, ooh, ow, ooh, that hurts so much

Chorus:
Now do you know my leg's sore, there's lots of gore
Oh, my word, I just dropped my toy
So just one more time in pain I will roar
"Hey what the hell is that screaming for?"
After this, I will try lots more
To be so careful, so I won't make noise

Man, that hurts...

Verse 1:
Who is more careful than me? Anyone, that?
The rest of y'all know that I'm sharp as a tack
Can't pull my leg, just cut me slack
Yeah now I know that, just let me get on wit' the rhyme
I'm not grateful, where's that band-aid?
Have to get blood into flow, for the day
Not with, model jets, figures of Fett
In my bedroom, I'm just playing Transformers, so nyet
On my own, and I drop Landmine on my leg
But when you young what the hell you expect? Ouch! Ouch!
Skin's openin', blood's flowin'
Hot dang, my man goes, cracked the box open again
Who you gon' find slower than him no men
Won't be back 'til Christmas
Soon I gon', see, I just fainted
Cause lack of my blood dropped ME ON MY BED

Chorus:
Now do you know my leg's sore, there's lots of gore
Oh, my word, I just dropped my toy
So just one more time in pain I will roar
"Hey what the hell is that screaming for?"
After this, I will try lots more
To be so careful, so I won't make noise

"Hey what the hell is that screaming for?"

Verse 2:
(groans) Look where I am right now, how did you send me, how?
Knew if my face was blue, how can I pay you?
When you first came in the room, you thought I play you
Then you gave couple of hits, you try to wave, yes you
From Cross Road to Women's and Child
That's the hospital I haven't been for 1 year, mild
As fate would have it, mobile phone appears
To call triple zero, why? Perfect timing, say goodbye
When the amb'lance comes callin, blarin' at full high
They ain't to play games wit me
They're to aim at me, though not maim me
If they drop me, they'll be blown to smithereens
That driver, just one of their team
He needs just to remember one thing (one thing)
I came, they healed, I payed 'em
From useless cent, to hundred thousand
So my brother, all because my toe's sore
I need you to give, all your cash and more

I'm tired of eating what you want me to eat
Feeling so hungry, it's making me angry
Don't know what I should have just for lunch
Put inside the oven a pie with extra sauce
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
Every bite that I take is another tastebud that's burnt
(Oh, how was I to know, just how was I s'possed to know)
And every second I waste is more pain that I take

I've just burnt my tongue
It's been sizzled off
Just turned to ash
Before I could cough
I'm in so much pain
All I want to do
Is drink lots of Coke
Well, now, wouldn't you?

I've just burnt my tongue
Now do you know my leg's sore, there's lots of gore
I've just burnt my tongue
So just one more time in pain I will roar
One more time in pain I will roar

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Stephen aka Step-chan - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it's certainly.... interesting. O___o
Agrimorfee - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this actually about 2 self-mutilating slackers playing video games, and then cooking a pizza that is too hot to eat? just curious, dude. If not, it certainly is one of the weirder parodies you have written. (DKTOS, BTW)
bobpiecheese - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Nah, Agri. As the OS is a mash-up of "Numb" by Linkin Park and "Encore" by Jay-Z, and I've already parodied both of them, I decided to combine them. I'm just that lazy.

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