-> "I Am Really Bad At Hurdles"
Original Song Title:
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Theme"
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Really Bad At Hurdles"
I am really bad at hurdles
Never been real good at hurdles
So completely crap at hurdles
Always catch my foot then
'Fraid it's so, I'm no mean, lean sports machine
Try to leap these things, seems I always trip
With my feet or my shin, hard hit makes it bleed
Whack into the next hurdle, it stings
And likely I'll follow through
Hit ev'ry hurdle, few folks fail like I do
"So if you suck at it, then why do you
Keep jumping?" It's because I'm forced to
Ev'ry year goes, it's Sports Day at school
And I can't opt out of it, I'm not allowed to
"Show team spirit" or some bollocks, what that crap means to me
Is I'm gonna hurt myself inevitably
Shot put I can't throw nor javelins, mind
I've got too much of a belly to jump very high
Can't run far so no batons or track events for me
So I'm stuck with leaping these damnable things
Here I go, attempting hurdles
My toe skimmed another hurdle
Domino effect with hurdles
Must say it hurts like hell
Is it over?
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