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Song Parodies -> "Drain Me Now"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Me Down"

Original Performer:

Pixie Lott

Parody Song Title:

"Drain Me Now"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"Fear me! For I am a creature of the night, a fearsom be- wait, why are you running at me neck-first?"
Some other folks would run from you
Others would stake you, it's true, hmm-mm
But not me, I'm on a third path: want to be you
Yes, I'm not scared of the vampire (-pire)
I wanna be one, can you, hmm-mm
Do me a favour? Have a snack, let me be you

I wanna stay in a big castle, dark
With the gothic look, natch, somethin' that I've thought hard (oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)
'Bout for days and I will hold my ground
I want this now, screw humanity, please, let me be you

Why won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now (want to be you)?
Why won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now (let me be you)?

Beast of the night that folks abhor?
You're tryin' real hard, it's true, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Still what I've always really wanted, I want to be you (yes, I do)

I hate the day, I belong to the dark
Live for all time, sounds rad, never found a bad part (oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)
I'll feel pain when my loved ones fall down?
Joke's on you now, people suck, now bite me, let me be you

Why won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now (want to be you)?
Why won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now, drain me now, drain me now (let me be you)?

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, want to be you
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Neck's on display, make those two puncture marks
Don't get why you'd hold back, I can hear that you're starved
You can say that you want to die now
Lie six feet down, cut the angst and make me somethin' like you
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh (monster), oh-oh-oh-oh (m-m-m-monster, monster like you)
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (drain me now)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (drain me now), oh-oh-oh-oh (monster like you)

Why won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now (want to be you)?
Why won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now (let me be you)?
Why won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now (want to be you)?
Why won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now?
Won't you drain me now (oh-oh-oh-oh), drain me now, drain me now (let me be you)?

I'm kinda surprised that I wrote this parody, given how vampires are not high on my list of fave classical monsters. No, not just because of Captain Sparkle-Stalker...not that that helped.

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