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Song Parodies -> "I Suck At Rhymes"

Original Song Title:

"Time After Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cyndi Lauper

Parody Song Title:

"I Suck At Rhymes"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

...I think that title's pretty self-explanatory.
You'd think that my head would be full of rhymes but it's not true
I'm always searching for what would rhyme best with "group"
Sounds sad, but it's more frustrating, right
A rhyme for "memory"? Can't think one
Nothing good comes to me, blank nothingness in my head
"Sounds normal to me" think you're funny, instead
You're just a distraction in my mind
From thinking of good rhymes

What's a good word to use that will rhyme with "cheese"?
I suck at rhymes
I keep racking my brain, but there's still nothing
I suck at rhymes
Need a good word to use that will rhyme with "peak"
I suck at rhymes
Man, it's taking way too long to find something (can't think of something)
I suck at rhymes

Sometimes I have a brainstorm, rhymes flowing ou-out like rain
Mostly I'm stuck, though, more akin to a sto-opped-up drain
Not exactly a unique plight
But it's still really shite

What's a good word to use that will rhyme with "beef"?
I suck at rhymes
There's no real deadline, but it's still annoying
I suck at rhymes

Seems I don't know a single rhyme
Despite the umpteen times

I've done this for English class and parodies
I suck at rhymes
It's a daily roadblock, infuriating
I suck at rhymes
Even websites like Rhymezone cannot help me
I suck at rhymes
Either too many options or too few, geez (bloody thing hates me)
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes
I suck at rhymes

Whether or not this is based on a true story will be a mystery for the ages. Is this me on a bad day? Did I describe another author by accident? It is Schrödinger's...something.

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Jonathan - May 04, 2016 - Report this comment
I need a punny comment hmm... now I know if I put my mind to it I know I could find a good rhyme here... 5's

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