-> "It All Tastes the Same to Me"
Original Song Title:
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It All Tastes the Same to Me"
What's the diff'rence in the milks I'm drinkin'?
"That one's full cream and that one's li-ite"
Are you sure? I can't tell, to be honest
"Don't believe you, that must be lie-ies
To a normal person, they're diff'rent, buddy
What's with your tastebuds? As a joke, it isn't funny"
Ev'rybody else may throw a fit, I'm sorry
But it all tastes the same to me-e
Gotta be the sixth Coke I'm imbibin'
"Can't you tell that it's Pepsi Ne-ext?"
Did you take the labels off on purpose?
"Yes, because we had to set up a te-est
Further provin' that your taste buds are mental
Cause twice in a row can't be coincidental"
Messed up, so what? Doesn't affect you much
It still tastes the same to me-e
Oh, it doesn't matter what I say to these a-holes
Cause they're always gonna accuse me-e
Of spreadin' lies around, how my mind isn't sound
Cause I can't tell the diff'rence between
Pies made out of lamb and beef
This is not a case of lyin' liars
I have diff'rent tastes from you, ma-an
"It's unbelievable, it can't be true, buddy
Are you sure that your head ain't cra-acked?
It's either that or you're a master deceiver
What's next? Can't tell the diff' between choc'lates, either?"
Cadb'ry? Lindt? Geez, maybe? Drop it, please
It all tastes the same to me-e
Let me eat lunch
Ooh-hoo, why the int'rest in the food I'm eatin'?
"You're a charlatan with your lunch"
Like hell I am, you're the ones bein' stupid
"We like accuracy too much
All we want is you to not be a dummy
That isn't a whole lot to ask, is it, buddy?"
Yes it is, mate, no break, much hate, go away
Some foods taste the same to me-e
Please stop gangin' up on me, you're way too chummy
Can you give me some space? Just lea-eave
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