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Song Parodies -> "It All Tastes the Same to Me"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It All Tastes the Same to Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Some people take an interest in food. In other people's food, specifically. How they eat it, why they eat it, what tastes like what...which can be annoying.
What's the diff'rence in the milks I'm drinkin'?
"That one's full cream and that one's li-ite"
Are you sure? I can't tell, to be honest
"Don't believe you, that must be lie-ies
To a normal person, they're diff'rent, buddy
What's with your tastebuds? As a joke, it isn't funny"
Ev'rybody else may throw a fit, I'm sorry
But it all tastes the same to me-e

Gotta be the sixth Coke I'm imbibin'
"Can't you tell that it's Pepsi Ne-ext?"
Did you take the labels off on purpose?
"Yes, because we had to set up a te-est
Further provin' that your taste buds are mental
Cause twice in a row can't be coincidental"
Messed up, so what? Doesn't affect you much
It still tastes the same to me-e

Oh, it doesn't matter what I say to these a-holes
Cause they're always gonna accuse me-e
Of spreadin' lies around, how my mind isn't sound
Cause I can't tell the diff'rence between
Pies made out of lamb and beef

This is not a case of lyin' liars
I have diff'rent tastes from you, ma-an
"It's unbelievable, it can't be true, buddy
Are you sure that your head ain't cra-acked?
It's either that or you're a master deceiver
What's next? Can't tell the diff' between choc'lates, either?"
Cadb'ry? Lindt? Geez, maybe? Drop it, please
It all tastes the same to me-e
Let me eat lunch

Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, why the int'rest in the food I'm eatin'?
"You're a charlatan with your lunch"
Like hell I am, you're the ones bein' stupid
"We like accuracy too much
All we want is you to not be a dummy
That isn't a whole lot to ask, is it, buddy?"
Yes it is, mate, no break, much hate, go away
Some foods taste the same to me-e
Please stop gangin' up on me, you're way too chummy
Can you give me some space? Just lea-eave
Woo-hoo

This is kinda based on reality, except no-one's given a crap about my tastebuds outside of playful ribbing from family members. If random yutzes start removing labels from soft drink bottles in order to prove something...I'd just be confused. And I'd keep eating.

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Jonathan - August 08, 2016 - Report this comment
a parody in good taste! 5's

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