Wetter
Couldn't, buddy
Couldn't get wetter
Already been dunked, my fluid level's topped up
Why can't home be closer?
Hehehahahaha, it's not really funny, dick

When the weather tries to flood my place, inside's where I love
Stupid weather tries to drown my place, inside's where I love
But there's always times that I find I must head out, it sucks
There's always a time where I find I must walk out, sure sucks
And what do you know? Not like you, umbrella, don't have one
Hey, what do you know (nnn-ah)? Unlike you, umbrella, don't own one
So you think that I'll need some help? Please, can't appease me because
The plain fact is:

Couldn't get wetter than this
Couldn't get wetter
Couldn't get wetter than this
Couldn't get wetter, nnn-ah
Head to toe, I find more liquid than my pool, it's shit
Couldn't get wetter than this

Always gettin' drenched by those cars, I wish they would slow down
Don't like gettin' drenched by those cars, can't they all just slow down?
They might not crash and break their neck, but what's better: I'd be more dry now
Won't crash and break their neck (bunch of twats) and, much better, I'd be dryer now
Splashed ev'ry time they're drivin' by, a constant wash over me, brings me down
Each time they drive right by, always a wash (ooh, yeah) over me, brings me down
And then I slip and fall into more pools, need no brolly now
Cause I fear

Couldn't get wetter than this (no)
Couldn't get wetter (oh-eh-eh, eh)
Couldn't get wetter than this
Couldn't get wetter, nnn-ah
And I'll just look like a bigger fool, I don't need it
Couldn't get wetter than this

Ooh, I'm drenched, shite, drenched, shite
Shirt lays flat right on my skin, tight
It's crap, so crap
Ooh, I'm drenched, shite, drenched, shite
Feels like crap, that's all I feel like
Shite

Couldn't get wetter than this
Couldn't get wetter
Couldn't get wetter than this
Couldn't get wetter (oh-oh), nnn-ah-ah-ah-nah
You go shop and I'll (yes, I'll) wait here so I'll dry via drips (I, I-I)
Couldn't get wetter than this

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, I
Not wetter than this, mmm, I

Couldn't get wetter than this
Couldn't, buddy (oh-oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-oh)
Couldn't get wetter (oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Couldn't get wetter
Yeah-eah-eah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-oh