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Song Parodies -> "Gravy I Love"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Gravy I Love"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude loves his gravy. Maybe too much?
Yes (woo, ow)
Want gravy right now
Expeditiously, all on my meat
On my hot spuds
So tasty
Uh-oh, uh-oh (ow), uh-oh, I want it
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I love it
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I want it
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I love it (yeah)
Don't you skimp on the gravy
It's true, love gravy and how

Whether on thick-cut chips or on fries (fries)
I love my food drowned in gravy, that's right
Makes my mouth drool watchin' that gravy flow (flow)
May kill me, but what a way to go
At its thickest and its brownest is when it's great
You don't like it? Perfect, that means more for my plate (yeah, yeah)
Gotta have as much as I can
And then have even more, otherwise food's bland

Such a hunger for gravy right now
I've got such a hunger for gravy right now (it's yum)
Giant hunger for gravy right now
I want giant helpin's of gravy right now (so much)
It's the one thing I'm cravin' right now
Will fix any bland food, still cravin' right now
Wanna have gravy in floods, it's delicious
Get the picture? It's gravy I love

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I want it
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I love it
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I want it
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I love it

When I'm eatin', my friends all snipe at me
"What a total pig" Come on, I've got standards, please
I know that my meals may look like a shitty-y mess
Who ever said that I cared about aesthe-etics?
And it's not like I have it with any food
Wouldn't dare pour that gravy on my Froot Loops
That's just totally gross, man
How much gravy would it take to fill a bath?

Still got hunger for gravy right now
Not lost all my hunger for gravy right now (oh-oh gravy) (it's yum)
Achin' hunger for gravy right now (ow, my gut)
I need giant servin's of gravy right now (oh-oh) (so much)
As a sauce it's my fav'rite right now (he-ey)
I think it's a sauce anyway, but right now (yeah-eah-eah)
I want my gravy in floods (chyeah), it's delicious
Get the picture (chyeah)? It's gravy I love
I still want my gravy in floods (woo), so delicious (I want more now)
Get the hint yet? It's gravy I love (no joke)

Y'all know I loathe when the boat is so-so (oh no-o)
Give me old, lukewarm gravy? Uh-oh (oh-oh no-o-o-o)
Cause, see, I only want hot and toasty (oh no-o-o)
No phoney crap, cause I can sense the baloney (oh no-oo-o-o)
Can't handle the long rambles I'll sic on you
If what you give me only rates point 2
May seem a tad farcical, at least a big joke
Admit, though, this so-called "gravy" is gross (oh)
Out the window is where I'll toss this dreck (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Before it makes me sick (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hastily replace, pay for an exchange
This is why I always make sure to have a taste
Before I go gung-ho with the stuff
I free-pour cause I need more, no vanilla
Some of you think I'm a joker (uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I want it)
Most of the table? Truth, they know (uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I love it)
When's that waiter comin' over (uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I want it)?
There he is, if he dares to trip and fall over (uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, I love it)
Then you know what? I'll help him to stand up

Not a huge prick, just crazy for gravy
I'm not myself, 'fraid I keep droolin' when it's poolin'
On my schnitzel and chips, but I really swea-ea-ear
I wo-on't succumb to dickery
I'm crazy for gravy, but that's not me
That wou-ould be dumb, don't care if I'm hungry
Damn gravy will not be (will not be)
What's forcin' behaviour changes (he-e-ey)

May be hungry for gravy right now (oh-oh-oh no-o-o-o)
No "maybe", I'm hungry for gravy right now (gimme my gravy-y-y) (it's yum)
But my hunger for gravy right now
Does not mean I'm obsessed with gravy right no-ow, yeah (so much)
Empathy isn't fadin' right now (eh-eh-eh-yeah)
My fingers crossed, hope I'm not crazy right now (oh-oh)
Still want my gravy in floods, it's delicious (yeah-ay)
Get the picture? It's gravy I love (oh-oh-ooh)
Major hunger for gravy right now
I'd love extra servin's of gravy right now (it's yum)
If I don't get my gravy right now
Then somethin' will happen, that's vague? You're right now (so much)
So long since I skipped gravy, eyes frown
I think my hands start with the shakin'? Right now
Just give me gravy in floods, so delicious
Get the hint yet? It's gravy I love

This time we DIDN'T forget the gravy!

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