Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Submarine"

Original Song Title:

"Sad Machine"

Original Performer:

Porter Robinson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

To some people, the idea of a submarine is a little confusing...
You're all trapped in there?

Stuck inside a metal tube
One small leak and you're screwed
Only know it's night when you kill the lights
Hope no-one's seasick, that'd suck for you

It's so enclosed, don't like maintaining oxygen
In a breathless tube, such a breathless tube
You know it blows that one fart means you're in the shit
Save your breath, poor you, hold your breath, poor you
Not claustrophobic, but I'll never go in them
Really damn cramped tubes, don't like damn cramped tubes
It's nonsense, though, the whole damn "submarine" concept
If you're fine, that's cool, you feel fine, super fine, that's cool


I understand the reason for the curvy hull-ull
This isn't space, you must be aerodynamic, not dull
Just wonder if the walls inside are curved as well
Or if there's wasted space? From outside here, I cannot tell

And though I know you've more than likely practised it
It must wreck your cool, sure must wreck your cool
When no-one knows what's out there, rocking 'round the ship
You'd be pissed, won't you? I'd be pissed, aren't you?
Your boat's been thrown around by something that's amiss
What is it? No clue, what is it? No clue
I know, you don't, why you have an aptly-named mess
"What's amiss?" asks you, "What's amiss?", that's you
Your scope won't show cause it's beneath the waves, you'd miss
"What the shit?" Your crew saw and shit their shoes
A gross beast throwing round your bizarre little ship
Must admit, your doom is the git, I'm the git that croons


And by "people" I obviously mean "a humongous ocean monster". Duh.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 815