-> "Real Nerd"
Original Song Title:
"Real World"
Parody Song Title:
"Real Nerd"
The Lyrics
I may not know what it means to be a state-saver
And so what if I don't know when D&D was ma-hade
Some of you are judgin', puttin' the "fake nerd" tag on anyone
Who cannot recognise Master Chief's...gun, it's a gun
I may not know the name of ev'ry superhero
Don't have the time or cash to visit ev'ry con in to-own, yeah
So quit with the comments sayin' I have no place in the forum
Cause I don't own a Lantern ring...dumb, that's dumb
Yeah
Shut up, this ain't some exclusive club right here
Yet you think of me less cause I don't draw fan art
This other dude said I can't like that shit
What is this "rea-eal nerd" that you can't agree on, please?
It's rude
Not true
Stop, please
Well, I'm sure the "nerd hierarchy" isn't real, bro
No-one's a bigger fan than the other, it's in your hea-eads (all in your heads)
Can't put nerds into order
Based on how much merchandise they have bought
The term "true fan" makes me wanna...groan, bi-i-ig load
Yeah
So what if I've yet to see any Star Trek
No Cylons on my shelf, passed by them in K-Mart
Our fandom, dude, ain't some exclusive clique
Don't think a "rea-eal nerd" would be exclusionary
Because, hey, in the day
Weren't we the ones excluded from the popular group?
It's okay to not know things
So stop excludin' me-hee-yeah-heah
Yeah
Get stuffed, may not know ev'ry Lantern Corp's oath
Why not offer to help expand my knowledge base, man?
Don't be a douche, we all like the same thing
And thus all "rea-eal nerds", so stop type-shouting at me
We are all "rea-eal nerds", all genders, colours and creeds
So stop the "rea-eal nerd" crap, cause it's pissing off me (all "real nerds")
Please, dude (all "real nerds")
Stooooop, please (all "real nerds")
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