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Song Parodies -> "Sifting Through Junk"

Original Song Title:

"Living for Love"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Sifting Through Junk"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. A bet goes wrong and now a poor poker player person has to, well, do the titular thing...
First you dumped me in a random ti-ip
Then, just like a douche, you locked me i-i-in
Kept the keys from me, won't hand them o-off
Til I find some dumb trinke-et you lost
Sure, I lost at ca-ards, I failed at bluffin' ha-ard (mmm-mmm)
Forgot that a flush is one suit, I'm a dumbarse (mmm-mmm)
But you didn't tell me the cost was this ha-arsh (mmm-mmm)
Now I'm trash huntin', mate, where half the hidden stuff's sharp (mmm-mmm, oh-oh-oh)

E-Ev'rythin's sticky-y, damn flie-ies bu-uzz round
Ca-an't this be ove-er? Can't find your dealybo-ob
Li-ift this thing up, oh-oh God, i-it's mo-ovin'
Cu-ut me a damn brea-eak, can't find your dealybo-ob
Siftin' through junk, I'm siftin' through ju-unk
Wanna give up, can't find your dealybo-ob
In all this junk, hate siftin' through ju-unk
Please let me sto-o-o-op, cause sometime soon, I-I'll throw u-up

Bu-u-u-ud
I'll throw u-u-up (any sec no-ow, upchu-u-u-uck)
Bu-u-u-ud
I'll throw u-u-up

Might take weeks to sort through all this me-ess
Where rats are dwellin' in a makeshift ne-e-est (ooh, yeah-eah)
Don't believe me? Got photos as proo-oof (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Best hope these bites here weren't ra-abies-fueled (oh-oh-oh)
Found broken fridge pa-arts and some old Kid's Club cro-owns (mmm-mmm, come on) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
They're fallin' apart, no big shock, hear me-e out (mmm-mmm, ooh-ooh) (oh-oh-oh)
If Lost and Found can't find that stupid thi-ing (mmm-mmm) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
With my real shit luck, I won't fare bette-er, prick (mmm-mmm, ooh-ooh) (oh-oh-oh)

Who-ole place is smelly-y, plugged my-y no-ose now (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
I-It keeps unpluggi-in' cause of how my sweat dro-ops (oh-oh-oh)
I-I wanna punch you-pu, hate to-o do-o this (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Le-et me take a brea-eak, can't find your dealybo-ob (oh-oh-oh)
Siftin' through junk, I'm siftin' through ju-unk
Let me give up, can't find your dealybo-ob
In all this junk, hate siftin' through ju-unk
I wanna sto-o-o-op, any sec now, I-I'll throw u-up

Bu-u-u-ud
I'll throw u-u-up (I'm sure that soo-oon, upchu-u-u-uck)
Bu-u-u-ud (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk, oh-oh-oh)
I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up (sometime real soo-oon, upchu-u-u-uck)
I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up
I'll throw u-u-up, I'll throw u-u-up

I can't deal with a-all this ju-u-u-unk
Junk, junk, junk, junk
Hate all this junk, junk, junk, junk (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm so sick of a-all this ju-u-u-unk
Junk, junk, junk, junk (hey) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
I hate this junk, junk, junk, junk (I-I-I hate all of this junk) (oh-oh-oh)
You sort through a-all this ju-unk
I'm sure you'll love this, bu-u-ud (oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh) (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Find your own junk, junk, junk, junk (he-e-e-e-e-e-ey) (oh-oh) (oh-oh-oh)

Siftin' through junk, still siftin' through ju-unk (ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk)
Gonna give up, can't find your dealybo-ob (siftin' through ju-unk) (oh-oh-oh)
In all this junk, hate siftin' through ju-unk
Please let me sto-o-o-op because I know I-I'll throw u-u-u-up

Ju-u-unk, ju-u-u-unk, oh-oh-oh

I wonder what would be the more sadistic twist: dealybob was in Other Dude's pocket the whole time and he didn't know it? Or dealybob was in Other Dude's pocket the whole time and he did know it? Either way, dealybob is a funny word.

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