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Song Parodies -> "Pay This Fee"

Original Song Title:

"Stay With Me"

Original Performer:

Sam Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Pay This Fee"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Do What You Wanna Do" self-challenge. A guy gets narked at a previously free website switching to a pay-only deal. Enjoy!
Can't be true, just logged on to this website, man
Well, I tried, but the damn screen says I can't
"This site's changed to a subscription plan"
Got no e-mail for this, it just changed like that

Don't want to pay this fee
Could use that money
On anything else, you see-ee-ee
No, I won't pay this fee

Why can't this thing be optional?
Like, a standard membership gets you sod-all
But a premium gets you the wo-o-o-orks
Podcasts, wallpapers, it's not that hard, you je-e-erks

Not gonna pay this fee
I can fill my need
Other forums out there, see-ee-ee
So I won't pay this fee

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (mm, mm-mm)

No way I'll pay this fee
Waste of my money
There's no point that I-I-I can see
Won't make me pa-a-a-a-ay this fee-ee-ee

Hell no, won't pay this fee-ee-ee
Highway robbery-y-y
Now if you will excuse me-e-e
Xbox Live's calling me

ZOMG TURNS OUT HE WAS A HYPOCRITE WHINGING ABOUT PAY SERVICE WHEN HE'S BEEN USING XBOX LIVE THE WHOLE TIME. Assuming he's got a Gold membership, otherwise this whole thing falls flat. Also, I may have vague opinions about Sam Smith, but he sure as hell does a better ballad than Say Something or Rihanna's Stay. In my opinion, of course.

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