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Song Parodies -> "Car Alarm"

Original Song Title:

"Jar of Hearts"

Original Performer:

Christina Perri

Parody Song Title:

"Car Alarm"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Who's car alarm is that? I'm tryna sleep here!
I'm inside all alone attempting to snooze
But that's a state I've not reached yet
Because outside there's a shit-load of loud horns
Discordant smashing of harsh tones
Will no-one fix this? 'Cause I
Would like to get some sleep tonight

It's been a while since the start
Of the noise, hurts me hard
Obnoxious-ass car alarm
It might do my ears harm
Did a thief get too bold?
'Til it dies down, won't get told
Info dumps need more peace
To fix that, can't be hard

I'm far too comfortable right now
To get up, put on my dressing gown
And head out, learn which clot
Is too slack to turn their car off
I'm gonna miss sleep tonight
Find out tomorrow where blame lies

You wouldn't think it was hard
To work out that your car
Is the one who's car alarm
Won't shut up, such a farce
I know outside is cold
Let it slide, put that on hold
And give us all some peace
And shut up your damn car

Jeers join the sound, folks other than I
Are none too happy 'bout the loud whine through the night
So pissed about this, can discern how they diss
And their direction, what is this?
All their attacks are aimed at me, I'm gobsmacked

Should've seen it from afar
That it was my own car
With the real loud car alarm
That's doing all ears harm
Thought I closed my car-hole
I guess I must face the cold
Admit that it was me
No, wait, not my fault
I forgot the one key part
That makes it not my car
To set off one's car alarm
To bring 'bout this farce
You need a car, that's all
Afraid I don't have the balls
To drive, that's just me
So who is at fault?

Which asshole has the car
With the loud-ass alarm?
Doing my rep some harm

It's gonna freak me out the first time my car alarm goes off. Mostly because I don't know what it sounds like. Now I'm just wondering if it's possible to customise it, because I think it'd be funny to have a car start screaming "FUCK OFF!" repeatedly upon an unauthorised break-in.

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