-> "Thorns"
Original Song Title:
"Born"
Original Performer:
MitiS ft. Collin McLoughlin
Parody Song Title:
"Thorns"
The Lyrics
Man, this hurts something's stuck inside of me
But I can't see what with all of the rest, geez
It's a garden disaster, standard plants and weeds
Have decided that I'd be perfect to be stabbed many times, seems kinda rude
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Sure is a lot, I'm surprised there's no blood flow
Each spike's a plug but they can't stay inside, no
What a garden disaster, looks so nice and green
But it can still cause lots of damage, I knew that and yet rushed in like a fool
How have they gotten right underneath my clothes?
Tripped and fell once and near all my parts they go
Such a garden disaster, won't be fun for me
To pick out each one and then slam a bandaid upon the hole 'fore blood comes through
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Bet I look just like a cactus and that blows
Look like a putz, there's no way I can lay low
Total garden disaster, I know I should leave
'Cause then ev'ryone would want answers why I'm in someone's backyard, I'd be screwed
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