-> "Every Zombie (The Dead Rise)"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Every Zombie (The Dead Rise)"
The Lyrics
Every zombie
Lurch your body
Every zombie
Leave your resting site
The dead rise tonight!
Hey, yeah
Oh my God, I'm back again
Though I've lost a fair amount of skin
An unnat'rual force is in me now
How it brought me back, I just do not know how, yeah
Am I unnatural?
Yeah
A most unholy one?
Yeah
Did my jaw fall off?
Euww
Though I can still somehow speak
Can I please nom on your brain now?
Every zombie
Yeah
Rotting bodies
Yeah
Every zombie
We smell awful, right?
Still we rise tonight!
Alright!
We have no eyelids, stringy hair
My spleen fell out but I do not care
Zombies, time to rise up out your dirty graves
Cuz we have a hunger for some brains
Yeah
Am I unnatural?
Yeah
Uncanny valley one?
Yeah
Did my arm fall off?
Euww
It's still moving at high speed
It's gonna tear your scalp off now
Every zombie
Yeah
Undead bodies
Yeah
Every zombie
We have limps, that's shite
Still we rise tonight!
Alright!
So every zombie, everywhere
Let's suck some brains out of some ears
We'll dominate the world, call it Zombieland
Has someone seen my eyeball cuz it's fallen out again
Every zombie
Yeah
Shambling bodies
Yeah
Every zombie
Eating brains all night (tasty brains all night)
Tasty snack
Every zombie (every zombie)
Yeah (lurch your body)
Lurch your body (every zombie)
Yeah (every zombie lurch your body)
Every zombie (every zombie lurch your body)
Leave your resting site (every zombie)
The dead rise tonight!
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