Edgelord Character:
I'm too edgy for this work
Too edgy for this work, so edgy, it hurts
I'm too edgy for the plan
Too edgy for the plan that you might have had

Yeah, whoa, whoa-whoa
I'm too edgy for this work, too edgy, I'm a jerk
Too edgy, really hurts, too edgy, not too nice
Too edgy for you, man, yeah, yeah
I'm too edgy for this stage, too edgy for your brain
Too edgy, love blood stains, yeah, yeah
I'm too edgy for this crap, too edgy, hit the cap
Too edgy for you, man, yeah, yeah

Confused Writer:
Okay, alright, that's fine, okay (okay)
I get you're too edgy for my kind of script (way too edgy)
And you're way too edgy to be PG-rated (way too edgy)
But I've got a question, don't want it deflected (p-ting)
Okay, alright, that's fine, okay
You might be too edgy for family crowdin' (way too edgy)
But you've popped out to facilitate espousin' (given speech)
You're a character, oh dear, I think I'm doubtin', ayy (whoa, whoa)
Yeah, I think I'm doubtin'
Oh, I've touched the void and in a haze of weird, I'm drownin'
But my vision isn't spotty, clearly hear you shoutin'
'Bout how you're not suitable for big family crowdin'

Edgelord Character:
Yeah, whoa, whoa-whoa
I'm too edgy, I'm a jerk, too edgy for this work
Too edgy, really hurts, too edgy, I'm not nice
Too edgy for you, man, yeah, yeah
I'm too edgy for your brain, too edgy for this stage
Too edgy, love blood stains, yeah, yeah
I'm too edgy, hit the cap, too edgy for this crap
Too edgy for you, man, yeah, yeah (yeah)

I popped out, got tangible quick 'cause I know you're a prick (don't you know?)
Dumb convictions strong, other writers would fold from this (square)
Never quittin', I'd be written in it to speak to those antisocial
All those edgelords in the basement as they wait for the next Joker
Those shitheads always wanna post somethin' to prove they're loners
I lift up the assholes and piss off ev'ryone else
Struttin' 'round like a big dick, well, that's how I seem (ayy)
Could have sadness hidden down in me deep (whoa)
Too edgy to be bad, too edgy to feel hurt
Too edgy to still kill, I'm too edgy, dumb shit (geez)
Fall for that? Lamest of all time, I'm killin' those who cross me (whoa)
Crashin' cars (whoa) and stealin' jewellery (whoa)? Too milquetoast, I'm edgy
I'm not sad, I'm darker than night, I'm killin' those who want me

Yeah, whoa, whoa-whoa
I'm too edgy for this work, too edgy, I'm a jerk
Too edgy, really hurts, too edgy, not too nice
Too edgy for you, man, yeah, yeah
I'm too edgy for this stage, too edgy for your brain
Too edgy, love blood stains, yeah, yeah
I'm too edgy for this crap, too edgy, hit the cap
Too edgy for you, man, yeah, yeah (yeah)

Fictbuster:
Too edgy (yeah), no doubt (ah), heavy (ooh)
We'll get (yeah) you ready (hoo) for death, then (yeah) confetti (hoo)
Script paper (ooh), live in it (yeah), a simple (yeah) intention (yeah)
What got you (dick) livin' (ho) outside (yeah)? Good question (ha)
But now you're bitchin' (yeah) 'bout the script (yeah) you're given (script)?
Have (yeah) zero clout (you don't have), my man (yeah), you're just fiction (that's all)
Zero damns (yeah) 'bout what (zero damns) content you're so damn sure will sell (hoo)
We will cater to demographics (yeah) that we choose, you can go back to hell (shut up)
You're (you're) too edgy (yeah), your neck (yeah) too sweaty (yeah)
Reject thee (whoa), condemn thee (whoa), we'll trap you (ah) todayski (ski)
You can pitch a fit (ooh-whoa), face red like (ah) a cherry (yeah)
Not sorry (yah), your proper (yeah) place is the bin (uh), so stop swearin' (whoo)

Edgelord Character:
I'm
I'm

Too edgy to be bad, too edgy to feel hurt
Way too edgy to still kill, way too edgy, dumb shit
Too edgy to be bad, way too edgy to feel hurt
Way too edgy to still kill, way too edgy, dumb shit