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Song Parodies -> "Decepticon Idiot - Part 6: St. Shockwave"

Original Song Title:

"St. Jimmy"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Decepticon Idiot - Part 6: St. Shockwave"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Upon MEGATRON'S swift retreat, STARSCREAM'S optics notice something - MEGATRON was in the process of communicating with their home planet of CYBERTRON, left in the capable hand of SHOCKWAVE, the 'bot who's single, glowing optic felt like it could pierce into the very spark of a 'Con to judge whether they would suit his plans. STARSCREAM decides that he should open that communiqué in order to get some supplies for his upcoming coronation...
STARSCREAM:
Hey, Shockwave, could you send some more supplies my way?
I just kicked Megatron out of his own stupid base
My coronation's set to be a massive hit
So could you please spare some energon cubes?
What's that glare for?

SHOCKWAVE:
You think that Shockwave would let you live your dumb dreams out?
Half of my hard drive's filled with a heavy sense of doubt
Know you too well, Starscream, a con-bot to the end
And don't you dare to tell me how you convinced them
You're a massive pain right in the dial
Anyone who thinks otherwise is in denial

You'd think that I'd be fine with your coup? Cause that's a no
Pure, unfailing logic is what makes my circuits flow
The only bot who should be leader is I
Your egomania will cause you all to die
You are causing strain in all my diodes
Wanted my help, but you whine when I say what I know

This won't end well, you see
And soon you will all be bowing down
To Shockwave

Logical that Shockwave who turns into a gun (ooh-ooh)
Is the one who can win this war right now (ooh-ooh-ooh, hail Shockwave)
Need a little patience and a plan, but you're dumb (ooh-ooh)
So you opted for a big fight, wow (ooh-ooh-ooh, not the way)
I calculate that I'll tell you "I told you so" (ooh-ooh)
When your big mouth ends up being shut down real soon (ooh-ooh-ooh, in four days)
I won't send you stuff you might need, because (ooh-ooh)
Any genuine leader deals with setbacks now (ooh-ooh-ooh, the hard way)

STARSCREAM:
That's how you'll be? Fine, I don't need
Your crap, Shockwave, dumb cyclops face
I'm shuttin' you out

Frustrated with SHOCKWAVE, STARSCREAM angrily hangs up - and then blows up the computer for good measure. Clearly, STARSCREAM thought, he'd have to re-conquer CYBERTRON if SHOCKWAVE was going to be this stubborn. But that was a plan for another day, for he had a coronation to attend!

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