Everyone's a plant now
Everyone's a plant now
No longer human
I'm the last human
Everyone's a plant now
Everyone's a plant now
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Everyone's a plant now
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Everyone is

Not in the know, good time to lay
My plan though any chance you can stop it is slight
Because I've spent the last five
Workin' on this one, work-workin' on this one, work
Takes some skill to combine
Human tissue with that of any plant
Fuse the plant into the ass
And once that worked, my face almost hurt
From the perky smile that unfurled
Cause I could move up to the next rung
On the ladder of rulin' stuff
Dispersed in air, can't see it there
Ev'rybody on Earth here, ev'rybody breathes in air
You may ask "Why would you pursue our doom?"
Well, I kinda feel left out
True (not that kind), true (not lonely, right)

The botanist's crazy?
Never see that as a plot
So I've gotta prove, dude
Pissed, pissed
At my lesser status, stop
My plan? Nope, you're screwed, dude

Everyone's a plant now
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-nn-da-nn-da
Da-da-da-da (da-doo), da-da-nn-da-nn-da, da, da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-nn-da-da, da-da-da-da
Everyone's a plant now
Da-da-da-da, da-da-nn-da-nn-da, da, da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-nn-da-nn-da, da, da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-nn-da-da, da-da-da-da
Everyone's a plant now

Cause my field gets no kind of love
On my command, you're stuck to the floor
This botanist is pissed, turnin' green
But not the same way you'll be
This strain of mine will spread out like vines
You'll stay alive, so it's not like Vine
Your feet will grow through soil thanks to my toil
They'll coil, which may make you freak, blood would boil
But you won't have, but you won't have that no more
I'm afraid chlorophyll's flawed
Won't react to your rage now
So calm down, let it leaf ya
Soothe (calm your mind), soothe (wait for sunshine)
Accept your brand new life

Everyone's a plant now
Everyone's a plant now
Everyone's a plant now
Everyone's all:
"The botanist's crazy?
Didn't see that comin', no"
Who's fault is that? You, dude
Pissed, pissed
Let's see if I'll be alone
Or this song un-screwed you
Da-da-da-da, da-da-nn-da-nn-da, da, da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-nn-da-da, da-da-da-da