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Song Parodies -> "Bad and Stupid"

Original Song Title:

"Bad and Boujee"

Original Performer:

Migos ft. Lil Uzi Vert

Parody Song Title:

"Bad and Stupid"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "How We Do It" self-challenge. So...this song. It suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Let's rant about it!
You know, I love music
And I think rap has really lost all that made me love it
But this one song? Absolute bloody low, heh
If you like it, that's fine, dude, I refuse to (hey)

This slop (shit) chart topped (chart topped)?
Where's the appeal? I cannot spot (lookin')
Any little thing here that's not, not, not
A giant load of bad, not-hot rot
Wish I could punch dislike buttons quicker (hey)
When I first discovered this, my thinker (brain's chuggin')
Was overrun by outright confusion (flat)
"Can't be the title, it's an illusion (hey)"
This shit is bad and stupid (bad)
Number one hit? It's not suited (now)
The beat is so bland, diluted (it's bland shit)
And the lyrics are terrible too (grrah)
This shit is bad and stupid (bad)
Radio has been polluted (load)
With similar crap extruded (hey)
Donald Glover liked it? I'm confused (glah)

Stop this, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Start with just one thing: those maddenin' adlibs
Not my fav'rite gimmick, it's true (true)
Are they to remind folks you (you)
Have more than one dude (grr)?
Seems there's no hard rule (hey)
What words'll come, dude (skrt)
Sometimes the last word gets played repeat (on repeat)
Or generic exclamations, see (hey)
You ask why that brings out the rage in me (rage in me)?
Well, just sit tight, I'll explain to thee (trash)
Ayy, sounds like a joke (joke)
Yeah, they look like dopes (whoo)
Yeah, they're aimin' for gangsta (glah)
And yet it seems like a prankster (blaow)
Somehow fooled the poor producer (duper)
To think that it would sound cooler (hey)
Havin' words shouted post-sentence (crap)
My headcanon, don't upset it (fanon)
Don't claim that this trap shit (shit)
Is one of those where to "get it" (groan)
Is to accept that it sounds stupid (hey)
Don't be foolish cause I'm not that clueless (rrah)
Without that one thing: those maddenin' adlibs
This would be as flat as a pancake (aagh)
Beats that DJ Mustard hack makes (hack)
Now sound like Timbaland, mate (not)
Compared to this lifeless trash, hate (to this)
How rap these days is filled with bland takes (bland)
I'd take the madness from Kanye (skrt)
Least he sounds conscious, it's that lame (hey) (brr)

This rot (shit) chart topped (chart topped)?
Zero appeal, I cannot spot (lookin')
What's so int'restin', cause it's not, not, not
Worth toppin' loads of charts, what hot rot
So many songs that should've been bigger (hey)
From within the genre like, say, Kendrick (love HUMBLE.)
He got one week but these twits got triple (sad)?
That isn't fair, cause this whole thing's drivel (hey)
This shit is bad and stupid (bad)
Won't buy the album to use it (now)
As a coaster, as a discus (I'll smash it)
Cause that would give 'em cash, that won't do (grrah)
This shit is bad and stupid (bad)
As an earworm, I can't lose it (loathe)
May call the beat bland, diluted (hey)
But the flow sticks in my brain like glue (glah)

All so awful, beyond cruddy, see my face get ruddy (flash)
Both in shame of its success and anger cause it's sayin' nothin' (zip)
It's a hit? How? Tons of other songs have failed at chartin' (phew)
And they had life, thought and groovin' (huh?), they weren't bad and stupid (they weren't)
Ev'ry topic, someone's used it (brrah)
Bling and bitches, cocaine and shooters (heard it)
One small line that might not be crap but mispronounced Ratatouille (look it up)
What man wants to be called Boobie (idiot)?
Are they the type to say "boobies" (lame)?
Don't dare say that you're the coolest (lies)
After that couplet, cause that refutes it (true, true, true)
I looked up, I looked up, I looked up
To find out the reason why this dungpile blew up (skrrt)
To Google, to Google, I'm checkin'
Articles that praise it shot up, ain't got hot luck (hot luck)
Best I can guess, man
This track was chart jumpin' cause of the start of the chorus (guess)
Folks memed it, I'm not joshin', this
Looks to be what made this dumb track get forced on us (uh)
Yeah, that's lame (yah), not even like it's a dance craze (no)
Yeah, that's lame (that's lame), Mannequin challenge took skill, mate (challenge, challenge)
Yeah, that's lame (no), no reason to give this leeway (rrrah, uh)
Yeah, that's lame (yah), cause rhymin' with "top" can't strain your brain (hey)

This slop (shit) chart topped (chart topped)?
Any appeal, I cannot spot (lookin')
What beyond the meme here that's not, not, not
A steamin' load of bad, not-hot rot
I would've preferred Chained to the Rhythm (hey)
That's not an insult, love that, not kiddin' (I love it)
Couldn't it have been I Feel it Comin' (jam)
Or Rockabye that got the charts jumpin' (hey)?
This shit is bad and stupid (bad)
No proper way to compute it (now)
I won't say that rap is ruined (that rap's killed)
But I'll say that I'm real tempted to (grrah)
This shit is bad and stupid (bad)
There's just no way I can use this (huh) (no)
Cause it's not so bad, it's good shit (hey)
Sure, it's catchy, that's a bad thing too (poor brain, glah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yah) then in comes this little dope (ayy)
Wait, he sounds half-conscious, could this song move up a notch? No (goddamnit)
Hey, huh, your first hit, bro, there's no clones (what?) (whoa)
Can't bite your flow, that's a joke (like what?) (yeah)
Two adlibs played at once, anger grows (duhf-duhf-duhf, damn)
Ooh, ooh (uh), I can hear your O-face, ew (like, ew)
And you're rehashin' old topics too (damn, whoo!)
Rhymin' words with themselves? Do that, too (skrt, skrt)
Wait, what's that honkin' (wait) noise? Cause it grates (damn)
Sound that a screechin' tire makes (tire makes)
Why's that a thing? Eyebrows raised (look)
I'm gettin' off track, I hate (yeah)
This kid Uzi, he's a pain (he's a pain)
Such an awkward, squawky voice, must say (I must say)
I would prefer Young Thug, though he might drain (drain)
At least he'd say (yeah)
Somethin' incredibly stupid (yeah)
Diamonds go Pikachu, true shit (yeah)
Vert got close with that jacuzzi (yeah)
Boil to death if you were snoozin' (yeah)
And what did you mean by two-piece (yeah)?
Chicken? Bikini? A suit? Who was wearin' it? Braggin' fail, it just confused me (ayy)
And, no, you're not winnin' (winnin')
Yeah, you are plain losin'
Said that cause I take issue with (what?)
Your dumb, redundant lines, you twit, yeah (hey)

This rot (this rot) chart topped (chart topped)?
Jack-all appeal, I cannot spot (lookin')
How this stayed a hit, cause it's not, not, not (yah)
Made to last long at all, what hot rot (awful)
Noises I make while I'm on the shitter (hey)
Give more enjoyment than this no-hitter (gives nothin') (yo)
At least they single a huge reliever (splash)
Shit's got no "oomph" quite unlike Believer (no way)
This shit is bad and stupid (shit's bad)
Came to that simple conclusion (worthless now)
Since the title, man, why use it (dumbasses)?
To those not in the know, look a fool (grrah)
This shit is bad and stupid (bad)
No, not forced to listen to it (no)
But my brain won't fast exclude it (yah)
Be in there til 2082 (go, glah)

By 2082 I'll be 91, so hopefully I'll start forgetting this horse-hockey. Then again, I've got three different mashups with this crapheap, so even then, it's unlikely.

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