Tide's low!
Let's waste some time, heat is high

A popular location
(Real fun and shite)
For active people
Down by the shore, pally
Down by the shore
Have fun!

Though I'm not one of those crazy active people
Still have fun
Huh (huh)

Hey, Steve! (Steve!)
Say, do you wanna go to the beach today
I love the beach (beach)
Don't need directions, memorised the way
Let's cool off from the heat (heat)
Swimmin' in the waves, let's g-go-g-go-g-go down to the beach, yo
There's a nice breeze, yeah
Now, now pump-pu-pump-pu-pu-pu-pump the balls
We'll have a ball by the sandy shore, pally

If you want fun, you better go to the shore
When you can't stand the heat, then get to the shore
There may be animal-print speedos galore
But bikinis, there's more
Lotta babes by the shore
So hot, don't be starin'
Pick your jaw up
Put your bathers on and meet me at the shore
Don't change on the beach, they've got special stalls
Don't wanna see your dick flop out on the shore
We'll build sandcastles
Play a spot of cricket
May swim a bit, of course
I am not that stupid

Waste the day away
Bouncin' 'round a beachball by the shore
Waste the day away
Sand feels better than a rock-hard floor

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Let's have a little swim by the shore
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Let's have a lot of fun on the shore

Take care when picking up seashells by the shore
There may be crabs who have a lust for fingore
If you've a bunch of shells, flog 'em on the shore
Sell seashells by the shore, the seashore
That's right, live that classic tongue-twister rhyme
You may look stupid in your old bather shorts
If you've got cash, then you can rent some surfboards
And if you crash then we'll laugh at you some more
It's all in jest, though
Let's order some pizza
Quick, eat it up before
You get glomped by seagulls

Waste the day away
Burying each other by the shore
Waste the day away
While you're in there, keep the cricket score

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Let's try and get a tan on the shore
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Let's fling some plastic discs on the shore

It's a pretty beach and all that junk, lots of space and a sturdy jetty
Don't jump off it, ya twit
All I need is a towel and some cash for chips
And sunscreen so I don't burn to crisps
Must watch out for jellyfish and other deadly
Fish found by the shore, but it's all cool, the lifeguard's here, pally
Play some soccer or tennis
What do I see? Babes playing volleyball, goodness
See, this place does have it all
Let's play ball here on the shore

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Let's dive for pretty shells by the shore
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Let's drink lots of soft drink on the shore
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Let's have a lot of fun on the shore