Original Song Title:
Parody Song Title:
I love watching pegasii and how they fly
But ev'ry day, some people say
I am a weirdo
"Of all the shows you could watch, why that?
You're losing touch with your male self"
They think I'm a closet-case or something else
They think that the shows I watch define myself
So what if ponies make my heart melt?
Unconcerned about the morals one can learn
All they wanna do is mock me for my love
(Mock and tease me for my silly cartoon love)
All I'm do is watch these ponies havin' fun
Just because it's a girls' show means it sucks?
And I'm not alone in dealing with these guys so dumb
They can't grasp the fact that, well
I watch this cartoon because
It's fun, all the characters are real, 3D people
I mean character development
Not in terms of the animation, yeah
So can we agree to disagree, then?
No, you wanna scream "ur teh fag0tz!!1", yeah
So much for the tagline of this show, then
The magic of friendship
Yes, I'm a dude who likes ponies, see
A normal dude who likes ponies, see
Can't I just be a dude who likes ponies, please?
Lots of similar dudes, they're called bronies, see
Does it matter if I squee at Fluttershy
Doesn't make me less of a man
Well, not by your definition
Where no soft feelings can be had
Just a flood of testosterone
Can I watch my ponies, man?
May not have giant robots or huge boobs, but
It's still fun, dude
You blast this show as shit for girls and not for me
It's a similar logic to girls being "fake geeks"
I still hear you whine 'bout how I'm not a guy
And that is really
Cause I'm a dude who likes ponies, see
An av'rage dude who likes ponies, see
Nothing wrong with these dudes who likes ponies, see
Could you stop being rude to the bronies, please?
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||5.0|
|Overall Rating: ||5.0|
|Total Votes: ||3|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||3||