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Song Parodies -> "Ponies"

Original Song Title:

"Only"

Original Performer:

Nine Inch Nails

Parody Song Title:

"Ponies"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Warning: the following parody contains assertions that grown men watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and enjoy it. The management is not responsible for auditory whiplash due to the combination of NIN and ponies, despite how intentional it might be. Thank you for your co-operation.
I love watching pegasii and how they fly
But ev'ry day, some people say
I am a weirdo
"Of all the shows you could watch, why that?
You're losing touch with your male self"
They think I'm a closet-case or something else
They think that the shows I watch define myself
So what if ponies make my heart melt?

Unconcerned about the morals one can learn
About friendship
All they wanna do is mock me for my love
(Mock and tease me for my silly cartoon love)
All I'm do is watch these ponies havin' fun
Just because it's a girls' show means it sucks?

And I'm not alone in dealing with these guys so dumb
They can't grasp the fact that, well
I watch this cartoon because
It's fun, all the characters are real, 3D people
I mean character development
Not in terms of the animation, yeah
So can we agree to disagree, then?
No, you wanna scream "ur teh fag0tz!!1", yeah
So much for the tagline of this show, then
The magic of friendship

Yes, I'm a dude who likes ponies, see
A normal dude who likes ponies, see
Can't I just be a dude who likes ponies, please?
Lots of similar dudes, they're called bronies, see
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies

Does it matter if I squee at Fluttershy
Doesn't make me less of a man
Well, not by your definition
Where no soft feelings can be had
Just a flood of testosterone
Can I watch my ponies, man?
May not have giant robots or huge boobs, but
It's still fun, dude

You blast this show as shit for girls and not for me
It's a similar logic to girls being "fake geeks"
I still hear you whine 'bout how I'm not a guy
And that is really
Moronic shite

Cause I'm a dude who likes ponies, see
An av'rage dude who likes ponies, see
Nothing wrong with these dudes who likes ponies, see
Could you stop being rude to the bronies, please?
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies
Ponies

I used to wonder what friendship could be, but then I took an arrow to the knee...wait...

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Matthias - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Personally, I hope I wasn't the soul inspiration behind this parody, giving you crap because you are in love with a show that was originally made for little girls cause I never seen the show so I really don't know that much about it so I don't honestly hate it, I just think it's a little odd for guys to like things made for little girls. That would be the same thing if I saw a guy playing with a Barbie Doll or drawing rainbows and unicorns/ having them on notebooks and folders at school. Maybe it's just an alpha-male way of thinking but it does just seem odd to me that guys like things that had the intention of being made for little girls. Anyways, I liked Powerpuff Girls though so maybe I should just open my horizons a bit.
bobpiecheese - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Don't worry, Matthias, you weren't the inspiration for this. All you said was that you didn't "get it", which is hardly a devastating slam on my person. My inspiration was more the contrast between NIN and MLP, and other, much nastier comments I've read being made towards other people. And yes, it is a little odd, just as odd as a little girls' show that has a villain based on Q from TNG. And hey, the creator of the Powerpuff girls is currently married to the creator of Friendship is Magic, so there's that ;D
Abbott Skelding - September 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Hmmm...this was interesting. I know a few "bronies", but I just can't get into it myself. I like contrast of NIN and MLP, and it actually took me until the chorus to realize what the OS was. Not bad, way to stand up for the small minority group that is out there!
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2013 - Report this comment
This was pretty darned good, especially the subject matter against the tone of the song. A couple lines you wrote tseemed completely from some other song in terms of rhyme or pace, but they were half-spoken ones so maybe you were going for the concept there, dunno. I give this a veryclose 555.
Blaydeman - September 12, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The contrast between the tone of the OS and the subject matter made me laugh so hard! LOL! I thought that was hilarious! I know of "bronies" but don't actually personally know any so I'm really out of the loop on this one I'm afraid. I've seen the show before, but I'm really not into it, but to each his own. Respect TCOP. Good work.
Max Power - September 17, 2013 - Report this comment
I consider it to be a show I would watch out of boredom, it's kinda entertaining but its popularity is hilarious. Could be worse, at least you're not a "clopper". Just look pu clopping on YouTube.

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