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Song Parodies -> "Wishbone"

Original Song Title:

"Alone"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"Wishbone"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You know the tradition of pulling the wishbone? This guy hates it.
Don't wanna go through all this ro-ot
It's half-past eight, it's gettin' dark
"But it's tradition" don't care, ri-ight
It just had to be me, that blows
Tried to get a substitute, but no
Oh-oh, seems I'm stuck pullin' thi-is gross
Wishbone

Guess I'll grab it with my pinky li-ike so-o
Not lookin' forward to the finger cramp, dude
You coulda dried it off fi-irst, bro
Do we have to do this, thou-ou-ough?
Don't wanna pull this wishbo-o-one

Make a wish? There's one tiny problem:
Nothin' is comin' to my-y mind, no-o-o
It never does, it's why I hate this
And though you can't reveal your wish, I
Feel like it cheats you of your own
E-Even if this whole "wish" thing's a load
Damn bone

Ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh
One snap and it's "What did you wish fo-or, bro-o?"
Um, I guess I wished that your wish would come true
"But I just wished the same thi-ing, bro"
A waste of time, this wishbo-o-one
You see why I hate wishbo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ones?

Ev'ry time, an utter loa-oa-oad
Next time, I'll toss that wishbo-o-one
Wi-ishbo-one
Wi-ishbo-one

I think I only did this once, which my brain tells me was done with the pink fingers. I dunno if it's the same anywhere else, but it was stupid. I mean, the bone was too small to use fists, but the pinky was not designed for that kinda thing.

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