-> "It's So Rickety"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Sympathy"
Parody Song Title:
"It's So Rickety"
The Lyrics
I bought
A brand new house today
Quite far away
From my old neighbourhood
Ate it up
From the fancy-lookin' picture
Did I make a mistake?
Gotta say, I'm quite shook
I don't know
How I had missed this "feature", no
'Neath my toes
There's this constant, unendin' groan
Sends a chill straight through my bones
It's so rickety
Ev'ry door needs oilin' up
Feels "horror movie"
Expectin' Mike Meyers to show
Oh, seriously
No matter what my pace becomes
Some part of this house is groanin'
Like some b-film pulp
Goin' crazy from this moanin'
Followed by my gulps
Go slow
Try to avoid the groans
My confidence was shook
With the first step I took
Should've known
The price I paid was weirdly low
Didn't go
To house inspections like a dope
Only one to blame, I know
It's so rickety
Ev'ry floorboard's actin' up
Like some cheap movie
I'm hopin' that no zombies show
Oh, seriously
I can't just mark each place, you dunce
Ev'ry place in here is groanin'
Wigs me out a ton
It's so rickety
Realtor never brought this up
Otherwise I'm pleased
With my new house, don't think I'll go
Oh, seriously
It's perfectly located, bud
Near the shops and fast food options
I don't think I'll budge
Movin' back is not an option
Old neighbourhood sucked
I don't have to deal with lots of
Tiny crawlin' bugs
And my neighbours were all arseholes
Wouldn't help me much
Still, this creakin', I will stop it
Before I go nuts
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