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Song Parodies -> "Why'd I Lose My Lunch?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't This Be Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Why'd I Lose My Lunch?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

As in vomiting. I'm not intentionally trying to gross people out, this is just the first thing that popped into my head when going into parodying this song. Apologies for any annoyance.
Eurgh, here it comes
That funny feeling again
Churning me up inside
Now I lose my lunch
Ew, there it goes
Why does it keep happening?
'Cause I haven't thrown up
Quite this much

And I can't recall
What lunch was at all
Oh brother, I'm blowing chunks again

It makes such a mess
So tell me why I lost my lunch?
Up from my gut
The meal wasn't bad
Oh, tell me how'd I lose my lunch?

It makes no sense
Nothing in there was off
My stomach starts to tense
Gang way, vomit coming through!
All I know
That dinner was delish
And you've made this dish before
Man, what a mind screw!

Gah!
Are you sure there was
No poison at all?
Oh, baby I'm blowing chunks today
Ew!

I'm not allergic
So tell me why I lost my lunch?
This stuff never made me sick
So why now do I lose my lunch?

Ew!
I love pasta bake
So why'd it make me lose my lunch?
The dog ate it
oh, how can he still keep his lunch?

Baby why'd I lose my lunch
Got to know why'd I lose my lunch?
I wanna know how'd I lose my lunch?

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
454. I've been losing my lunch at work only once in a blue moon.
Andria - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea, but the pacing was a little off. By the way, was ipecac (vomit-inducing syrup, available over-the-counter in drugstores and loved by drunken frat boys for pranks and initiations) involved in this vomiting incident? 4s.
Agrimorfee - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So gross, and so easily done. That could make or break high opinions for the parody for the person who's reading it...of course, I lean on the high side. 555.
Matthias - January 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww..... I don't really like bathroom humor, but I still gave you fives, because I didn't find anything wrong with this parody even though I frown upon the topic.
Rex - February 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I kept thinking of the Mr. Creosote scene from Monty Python while reading this. Some pacing blips, and it could have used some more slang terms for vomit, but good job.
Invisible Boy - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe it's a stomach flu.
Blowing chunks is funny...to read about.
Below Average Dave - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(Art) Like Rex, I felt it could use a little more variety buddy, but still really funny--I don't have a problem with bathroom humor as Matthias does, as long as it's more funny than gross and I felt this one was
Red Ant - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
"Gang way, vomit coming through!" lol. I can't access TOS from this computer nor do I remember it that well, but this seems well-done, T-Cop.
Silver Power - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
The parody has a lot of potential, but like BADave said, it could use some variety. 544.
Matthias - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Still very disgusting... BUT oh well it's still a decent parody
Mark Scotti - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) A vometitus good time!
Agrimorfee - November 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still emetic.
Stuart McArthur - November 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well it's 12.15pm in Melbourne at the moment bobpie, which is not an ideal time to have read this work of yours (lunch for you Adelaideans is still another half hour away) - esp for the lovely line "Gang way, vomit coming through!" - in such bad taste (literally) it made me laugh - 555
Leo Keough - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(W) I liked that you rhymed 'lunch' with 'love' in the OS...Fun parody!!!...555!!!
DJ Blaze - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
One of the best grossouts here! 555
Red Ant - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I know why you lost your lunch: you nicked "delish" from Rachel Ray, the only cooking show in history that makes me glad I didn't eat. =)
Below Average Dave - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Red Ant--Paula's Twinkie Burger's do that to me too, but Rachel Ray makes me want Fast Food--which is not good

TCOP: See above
Melanie Lee - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, but I think you had one line too many in the first chorus. $4.55 for a bottle of Pepto.

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