I've been online a little
And I've seen the very worst blogs
May seem a jerk to search them out to belittle
But they're stupid, so I'll find the blogs (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I'll find the blogs that make the whole world cringe (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'll find the blogs for just the petty things (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I'll find the blogs that make the linguists cry (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'll find the blogs, I'll find the blogs (ooh-ooh)

The code is way beyond crude
The broken jpegs leave quite a hole
And the death threats pile really high
A perfect blend of bad and wrong, truth be told (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I'll find the blogs that make the whole world wince (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'll find the blogs that can't spell anything (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I'll find the blogs that make design folks cry (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'll find the blogs, I'll find the blogs (ooh-ooh)

Oh, fan theories get so daft
Blogs filled with pictures of their own nads
Others have opinion polls ignored, that's rude
Heads up their own arse
And that's the better type, fails hard
Then there's me, must speak true, there's a few made by me (ah-ah-ah-ah)
From my online infancy (ah-ah-ah-ah)

I'll find the blogs that make the whole world cringe (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll find the blogs that rage at pointless things (ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll find the blogs that make paid authors cry (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll find the blogs, I'll find the blogs (ah-ah-ah)
I'll find the blogs that make the whole world wince (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll find the blogs that brag about old flings (ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll find the blogs that make those with hearts cry (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'll find the blogs, I'll find the blogs (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

They're so stupid (stupid), so I'll find the blogs (ah-ah)
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah