-> "Bootable State"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Day"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bootable State"
The Lyrics
The bugs sure aren't few, whole lot and that's what we've found
Sad but true that my scan left a few out
Will take a lot of debuggers and that's being fair
I wouldn't be shocked if the infection spread to there
Let's not drop out just yet and start from a blanker slate (oh-oh-oh)
This thing isn't dead, it's bad but I can still stay (oh-oh-oh)
In a bootable state (state), turns on, a good sign
In a bootable state (state), no need to throw away
True that it's so that main event flag locations
Are super bugged, you can't trust the quest log's destinations
Hang on, I've found one more texture that's gone askew
Don't mind that, focus on the parts that work for you (oh-oh-oh)
In a bootable state (state), that's what you need to play (state)
In a bootable state (state), hoo-hoo-hoo (state)
Trust me, it'll be a perfect game
Needs me, mate, to iron out the kinks, just wait
Sure, the sky's a bright green hue, the dialogue keeps glitching too
Ev'ry hitbox is too stretched out, the hair physics keep wigging the hell out
All the music cannot keep time even when at the right site and
The bad loop does make me wanna drown, at least it loads, so you shouldn't tap out
Stay, stay
It's in a bootable state (state), it's not a perfect case (case)
Bootable state (state, state)
Trust me, might not yet be triple-A
You'll see, it's gonna drown in accolades
Even though the gun stats are switched 'round
And although the lip sync's laughable now
Least it opens, I've not earned your doubt
It will work out, it's in a bootable state
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