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Song Parodies -> "Aquaman"
Original Song Title:
"Gentleman"
Original Performer:
Psy
Parody Song Title:
"Aquaman"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Another Thursday, another comic book parody (which was a coincidence, seriously). This time around, we're delving into the much-maligned Arthur Curry a.k.a Orin a.k.a Aquaman!
People write me o-off cause "He just talks to fish, that's dumb"
Those people are wro-ong, I'm as strong as that Super-chump
Have you tried to pu-unch underwater on your holiday?
You move like a slu-ug, but I, bu-bu-but I can evade despite all the pressure
So any villain fool enough to try to steal sunk treasure
Will find I move fast despite the deep-sea pressure
Like, more than 500 atmospheres worth, for those who measure
I won't, too busy ass-kicki-in' foes
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Just think, there's a lo-ot of marine life down here, a ton
I rule ev'ry o-one, sharks, squids and even tiny ones
When two metric to-ons of fat tuna lands upon your head
Maybe you'll come u-up with a more original joke thread, but I kinda doubt it
Doesn't matter if I cut my hand off, you keep drownin'
The same old brain-dead schtick, "Useless!" you keep howlin'
Rule Atlantis, thus: military and techno-magic worth crownin'
Don't start callin' me Human Flounder, dope
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Kick Black Manta's hea-ead
Ocean Master's ne-ext
Siren and Korda-ax, goodbye-ye (yo)
Mera, kick some hea-eads (yo)
Aquagirl, Tempe-est (yo)
Even Aquala-ad (yo) kick hi-ides
Kick hi-ides, kick hi-ides, kick hi-ides, hi-ides, hi-ides, hi-ides
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Don't make fun of Aquaman
I'll kick all your asses, man
Had a lot of diff'rent hands
Grapplin' hook just like Batman
One so T-1000, man
Water one does healin', damn
Whole lot more to Aquaman
Those people are wro-ong, I'm as strong as that Super-chump
Have you tried to pu-unch underwater on your holiday?
You move like a slu-ug, but I, bu-bu-but I can evade despite all the pressure
So any villain fool enough to try to steal sunk treasure
Will find I move fast despite the deep-sea pressure
Like, more than 500 atmospheres worth, for those who measure
I won't, too busy ass-kicki-in' foes
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Just think, there's a lo-ot of marine life down here, a ton
I rule ev'ry o-one, sharks, squids and even tiny ones
When two metric to-ons of fat tuna lands upon your head
Maybe you'll come u-up with a more original joke thread, but I kinda doubt it
Doesn't matter if I cut my hand off, you keep drownin'
The same old brain-dead schtick, "Useless!" you keep howlin'
Rule Atlantis, thus: military and techno-magic worth crownin'
Don't start callin' me Human Flounder, dope
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur
A-A-A-A-Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Kick Black Manta's hea-ead
Ocean Master's ne-ext
Siren and Korda-ax, goodbye-ye (yo)
Mera, kick some hea-eads (yo)
Aquagirl, Tempe-est (yo)
Even Aquala-ad (yo) kick hi-ides
Kick hi-ides, kick hi-ides, kick hi-ides, hi-ides, hi-ides, hi-ides
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Arthur
A-Arthur
Arthur Curry, Orin, Aquaman
Don't make fun of Aquaman
I'll kick all your asses, man
Had a lot of diff'rent hands
Grapplin' hook just like Batman
One so T-1000, man
Water one does healin', damn
Whole lot more to Aquaman
Funnily enough, the last Psy parody I did also revolved around a fictional character with strong ties to the ocean. This is also a coincidence.
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The Submariner is superior, but I'll give you 555 for comic theme.
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