-> "I Never Cheated"
Original Song Title:
"Just What I Needed"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Never Cheated"
The Lyrics
A stickler for playing fair
And keepin' things on time
Could say I overeact, yeah
I act like it's a crime!
If you start running with the ball
If you run people into walls
I will grab you by the ear
Start yellin' "that ain't prime"!
But you know what freaks me out
Is when some utter creep
It doesn't matter who it is
They say I tried to cheat! WHAT
I pride myself on playing fair and
Being an asshole, I'll admit
But why would they call me out
On what I never did
I know that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Got the rulebook up my sleeve
I know that I never cheated (I never cheated)
It's something that makes me peeved
This is totally unfair
Are you just a sore loser?
Cuz after you lose fair and square
You say I'm a cheater, yeah
You say you saw me hide an ace
And saw right through my poker face*
Can't you get it in your head
And not lose your temper?
I tell you: I never cheated (I never cheated)
I had no ace up my sleeve
Tellin' you: I never cheated (I never cheated)
No dirty tricks, no siree
I swear that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Cheating just isn't me
I swear that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Could you put down that brick, please?
Ow, ow, that hurts me
(No, I never cheated)
(Well, maybe I cheated)
(Not much, but I cheated)
Yeah, yeah yeah!
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