Song Parodies -> I Never Cheated
| Original Song Title: | "Just What I Needed" |
| Original Performer: | The Cars |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Never Cheated" |
| Parody Written by: | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
I chose to parody this song purely because of the mashup by Party Ben, which mixes Just What I Needed with Poker Face by Lady GaGa. Seriously!
A stickler for playing fair
And keepin' things on time
Could say I overeact, yeah
I act like it's a crime!
If you start running with the ball
If you run people into walls
I will grab you by the ear
Start yellin' "that ain't prime"!
But you know what freaks me out
Is when some utter creep
It doesn't matter who it is
They say I tried to cheat! WHAT
I pride myself on playing fair and
Being an asshole, I'll admit
But why would they call me out
On what I never did
I know that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Got the rulebook up my sleeve
I know that I never cheated (I never cheated)
It's something that makes me peeved
This is totally unfair
Are you just a sore loser?
Cuz after you lose fair and square
You say I'm a cheater, yeah
You say you saw me hide an ace
And saw right through my poker face*
Can't you get it in your head
And not lose your temper?
I tell you: I never cheated (I never cheated)
I had no ace up my sleeve
Tellin' you: I never cheated (I never cheated)
No dirty tricks, no siree
I swear that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Cheating just isn't me
I swear that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Could you put down that brick, please?
Ow, ow, that hurts me
(No, I never cheated)
(Well, maybe I cheated)
(Not much, but I cheated)
Yeah, yeah yeah!
And keepin' things on time
Could say I overeact, yeah
I act like it's a crime!
If you start running with the ball
If you run people into walls
I will grab you by the ear
Start yellin' "that ain't prime"!
But you know what freaks me out
Is when some utter creep
It doesn't matter who it is
They say I tried to cheat! WHAT
I pride myself on playing fair and
Being an asshole, I'll admit
But why would they call me out
On what I never did
I know that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Got the rulebook up my sleeve
I know that I never cheated (I never cheated)
It's something that makes me peeved
This is totally unfair
Are you just a sore loser?
Cuz after you lose fair and square
You say I'm a cheater, yeah
You say you saw me hide an ace
And saw right through my poker face*
Can't you get it in your head
And not lose your temper?
I tell you: I never cheated (I never cheated)
I had no ace up my sleeve
Tellin' you: I never cheated (I never cheated)
No dirty tricks, no siree
I swear that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Cheating just isn't me
I swear that I never cheated (I never cheated)
Could you put down that brick, please?
Ow, ow, that hurts me
(No, I never cheated)
(Well, maybe I cheated)
(Not much, but I cheated)
Yeah, yeah yeah!
*the aforementioned mashup inspired this line.
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Nice title switch and fun twist on the OS!!!...555!!!
Good one, Conq! My fave of the day! Some gamblers and bookies are likely to be cheaters! Here's 555.
I like how you included "Pokerface" into a song about cheating at poker (I'm surprised nobody has actually done that parody yet). Awesome work!
Interesting take...weird accents on the syllables in spots made this hard to pace.
A parody sung from the perspective of a goody-goody (who is occasionally a self-proclaimed a-hole) :-) I also liked the Pokerface line. Nice job.
(Artistry) "Cheaters never win, and winners never cheat." At least that's what I was told by a bunch of winning cheaters. Good job.
Cool idea, and not what I expected to be honest. I thought, well TCOP is doing a parody about school . . .because you do have a number of those, so I was plesently surprised. I do think there were some lines that were scanned a tad funny, but I'll forgive that because it's the Cars, which sing in a way that you could probably make it work anyway.
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