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Song Parodies -> "Dated Duds"

Original Song Title:

"Tainted Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Soft Cell

Parody Song Title:

"Dated Duds"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When the relics of the ancient times come back to haunt you...
Someti-imes I fee-eel that I shou-ould
Throw awa-ay some clothes, shou-ould
Toss away ev'rything that loo-ooks like 80's re-efugees
The pants with fla-ares (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Shirts with ne-eon gla-are
Colours so-o damn bri-ight
When the door's open, I can't tell it's night

O-Once the-ese pants were cool (ti-ight pa-ants)
No-ow I-I look the fool
These dated duds, despise 'em
Don't even wear them on theme nights, dude
Cause I'll have to-o say they're mine, that's balls
Dated du-uds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dated du-uds

Thou-ough I kno-ow I've got to-o
Throw awa-ay, it's hard to
Toss away, ev'ry pie-iece brings up such strong memo-orie-ies
These da-ayglo ti-ights?
I had my fi-irst kiss on that ni-ight
And so it's tough, should they sta-ay?
And then I saw all those lamé so-ocks, lame

I-I thou-ought those were cool (du-umba-ass)?
Ma-an, I-I was a fool
These dated duds, must ditch 'em
And there's no end of online pictures
If those mem'rie-ies, I want to recall
Dated du-uds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dated du-uds

Not retro, please
I'd rather be nude than wear these
I need to know: why'd we all go
And say this was fashion? Such a joke

Dated du-uds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dated du-uds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dated duds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dated duds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Gotta ditch these dated duds (these dated duds)
Gotta toss these dated duds (these dated duds)
Dated du-uds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dated duds, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Dated duds
Dated du-uds

Glad I'll never have to deal with this, if only because I rarely buy clothes, so it's unlikely I'll have to deal with outdated trends.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be a song about bad dates. Maybe I'll do that version of it lol
Jonathan - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
5's for the parody but '80s clothes AND music are infinitely better than either the clothes or music of today!

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