The Lyrics
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (ooh)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (a little bit)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (not a jerk)
Bit, bit snooty, it's true (a tad picky)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (a tad picky)
I have standards like you, I'm sure
Don't think this roo-oom should be pu-uce, a simple aesthetic blunder
Who came up with that? Honestly wonder
But when I-I said that, eyes started throwin' mental daggers (stabbin' at me)
Though I might be at fault here partly
I can't phrase for crap, sound like such an a-assho-ole
But to be fair here, you were the one a-askin' (bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty)
What I thought of your paint choice, you di-id poll (bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty)
How am I the one who's douchey?
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (jerk)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (a tad)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, not a jerk)
Bit, bit snooty, it's true (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, a tad picky, aha)
The way that you shift into anger
It's a surpri-ise that what I-I said turned you all into grunters
What I said, mean it, you've crap wallpaper
Don't mean I-I have a high-held nose all the time, roof scraper
Complainin' that I'm super snobby
Makin' up such crap, don't hate all your dé-éco-or
Put words in my mouth, for that, I'm not sta-andin' (no)
All that I gave was just what you a-asked for (how's that make me really douchey?)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (jerk)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (a tad)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, not a jerk)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, a tad picky, aha)
This ain't the first time that you've pulled this, you assholes plain love to flip out
"Mild criticism" equals "snooty-ass douche", at least to you short-tempered louts
Once I found your steamed dates real tasty, but just a bit too hot for my tastes, see
Started shoutin' that you hate me, I found a tiny flaw, you should take it, take it (a tad picky)
Whatever I've dissed on, it makes you all pissed off
Only snooty in my job as an inspector, tick off
All things that seem out of place, it ain't fair
To force that, force that on me when I'm not there
Look, ev'rybody has personal tastes and they're very hard to just not share
But don't be jerks when the words I speak don't match with what's in your brain there
At first I thought that I'd stop it, uh-huh (oh-oh-oh) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
But then I, at point of knife, rolled my eyes (oh-oh-oh) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
This is the-e way you want me to a-apologi-ise (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
All I did was act a tiny bit snooty (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
Bit, bit, bit, bit, bit-bit-bit-bit snooty, it's true
Bit, bit, bit-bit-bit-bit, bit, bit snooty, it's true
Bit-bit-bit-bit-bit, bit, bit-bit-bit-bit-bit-bit-bit-bit
Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bit
I'm not that supremely douchey
Jerk
A tad
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (not a jerk)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (not a je-erk, a tad picky, aha)
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty
Bit, bit snooty, swear I'm just a bit snooty (a tad)