-> "Knave Of Hearts"
Original Song Title:
"Break Your Heart"
Parody Song Title:
"Knave Of Hearts"
The Lyrics
Screwed up!
Bugger, now I'm on the run from the law
Because I was accused of thievery
Said that I stole some tarts, I did not
Like I'm Shaggy, I keep sayin' "It wasn't me!"
Not like they would listen to some knave
Though I really doubt they even know what a knave is
Nor do I, this is ludicrous
Accused of something I never did!
The card guard's looking for me (oh, oh-oh)
No-one here can be trusted (oh, oh-oh)
Not cause they are nasty (oh, oh-oh)
But cause they're all demented (oh, oh-oh)
No, I don't want tea
Just want sanctuary
From the Queen's deck of cards
Didn't steal those tarts, don't even like tarts
It sucks to be the Kna-Knave of, Kna-Knave of Hearts
Falsely accused of stea-stealing, stea-stealing tarts
On the run from the Quee-Queen of, Quee-Queen of Hearts
Like fatso really nee-needs more, nee-needs more tarts
Whoah-oh-oooh-oooh-oooh
Whoah-oh-oooh-oooh-oooh
Not worried 'bout that rabbit (oh, oh-oh)
Always late for ev'rythin' (oh, oh-oh)
I'm worried 'bout Ol' Cheshire (oh, oh-oh)
If that cat teleports in (oh, oh-oh)
And discovers me
He'll warp back to the Queen
Give the Hare my regards
Cause I must depart, watch out for the guards
It sucks to be the Kna-Knave of, Kna-Knave of Hearts
Somehow pissed off the Quee-Queen of, Quee-Queen of Hearts
It can't just be those bloo-bloody, bloo-bloody tarts
Who cares that much about-bout some, 'bout-bout some tarts
(Forgot this world has no logic)
Listen
Since I'm runnin' from the Queen of Hearts
I cannot be wastin' my time on these damn unbirthday parties
I would have tried the Carpenter and Walrus
But I can't stand oysters, not very smart, see
So I'd like to keep my head on
Might be paper, don't mean I can't feel
You might think that is ludicrous
It's Wonderland, no such thing as "real"
Eh, And I can't hide with the Tweedles, act like they're five years old
Eh, Nor the Caterpillar's mushroom-shaped pad, that dude's high as balls
Eh, Need a place I can hide from that friggin' mad Queen of Hearts
Eh, She's obsessed with tarts
Eh
It sucks to be the Kna-Knave of, Kna-Knave of Hearts
I didn't steal those frig-friggin', frig-friggin' tarts
Whoever did that is-isn't, is-isn't smart
Who'd mess with that mad Quee-Queen of, Quee-Queen of Hearts?
Whoah-oh-oooh-oooh-oooh
Whoah-oh-oooh-oooh-oooh
Whoah-oh-oooh-oooh-oooh
Whoah-oh-oooh-oooh-oooh
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