Song Parodies -> Socks - PU!

Original Song Title:	"Rock With U"
Original Performer:	Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:	"Socks - PU!"
Parody Written by:	the_conqueror_of_parodies

All instances of 'PU' are (kinda obviously) sung as 'pee-ew'. Everything in square brackets [] is the roomate singing. You got that? Now, enjoy (I hope)!

[I smelt your socks - PU!]
You smelt my socks? Poor you!
Just once?
[I smelt your socks - PU!]
I hope...

Eeew ew ew - ew - ew
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew

[I smelt your socks - PU!]

I pile all of my clothes over there...[over there]
Near that grease stain on the wall
They are quite close to you
And what's worse
They're rather stinky
And the socks smell worst of all
[They wanna make me puke]

Socks near you
I dump my socks near you
[And do they whiff - phee-eew!]

Bad for you
I feel bad for you
[I cannae breathe, you fool!]

Smelt my socks? Poor you!

Eeew ew ew - ew - ew
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew

I've tried to wash all my socks, so there
They still stink to high heaven [Yeah, no kidding]
I throw my socks at you
Just because
You're way too whiny
Why did you move in at all?
[My last roommate went BOOM!]

Euch
My socks aren't good for you
Just - PU!
They smell real bad to you
[To me? What's wrong with you?]

They smell real bad to you

I can't smell right - poor you
[Sometimes I just hate you]

Socks - PU!

Eeew ew ew - ew - ew [Those damn socks - PU!]
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew [Hate those socks - PU!]
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew [Ditch the socks - PU!]
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew [Lose those socks - PU!]
Eeew ew ew - ew - ew [Hate those socks - PU!]

Socks - PU!
My socks smell to you
Feel real bad for you
You smelt my socks? Poor you!
You're not mad, are you?

Stink lines are visible, I swear it [believe it!]
There's some grease stains on the wall
I threw 'em - you ducked

EeEew
I throw my socks at you
Because you're whiny
I can't smell bad things at all
I just know they're - PU!

I don't actually have no sense of smell. It's there, but it's a bit buggered. It's still there.

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Agrimorfee - March 06, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artstisry) Your parody doesn't stink.

Rex - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Good work, this is gonna be a tough round to vote.

Jeff Reuben - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Socks to be you :)

Matthias - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Good idea... Why did she like whisper this entire song, I could barely hear a word she said, but imagining you whispering about smelly socks is pretty funny.

Below Average Dave - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well written, tough topic choice, it's neat that you even parodied the background stuff, of course then again in this song, I guess that was everything. Matty, you need to see this video--there are some real freaks in it. . .good job TCOP

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Song Parodies -> Socks - PU!

"Rock With U"

Janet Jackson

"Socks - PU!"

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