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Also known as: Janet Damita Jo Jackson . Submitted by: sparklingrain678
Known informally as: Dunk. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Dunk. Submitted by: redsimba
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Penny on Good Times" | I saw the Janet Jackson entry and thought I would add to it. She played this role on the show's last season - Tim Hall |
| "Poetic Justice, Nutty Professor II: The Klumps" | She was great in Poetic Justice, and Nutty Professor II was hilarious! - redsimba |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Nasty" | The song contains the lines: "No, my first name ain't Baby. It's Janet, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty." - Jessica Beelzebub |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Strawberry Bounce" | Though Janet says "bounce" a few times, the word "strawberry" is never mentioned. - xxxpress |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Driven Nation" | "Rhythm Nation" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Aryan Nation" | "Rhythm Nation" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Broken Nation" | "Rhythm Nation" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Wardrobe Malfunction" | "Rhythm Nation" | Regina Olsen |
| "BRAC Flack" | "Black Cat" | soul ii |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Dream Street," | Is this where the 'Dream Police' are? | Peter |
| "Rhythm Nation," | Where is that country at, Janet? | Peter |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Animal," Def Leppard | "Black Cat," Janet Jackson | |
| "Let's Go All The Way," Sly Fox | "Let's Wait Awhile," Janet Jackson | |
| "Reunited," Peaches & Herb | "Together Again," Janet Jackson | |
| "What Have You Done For Me Lately?," Janet Jackson | "You Haven't Done Nothin'?," Stevie Wonder | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Nasty" | "Trashy" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "The Pleasure Principle" | "The Pesci Principle" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "We Go Deep" | "We Go Nuts" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "When I Think of You" | "When I Drink with You" | Tony Wiseguy |
| "Rock With U" | "Socks - PU!" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Nasty Boys" | "Pasty Boys" | Agrimorfee |
| "Rhythm Nation" | "Rhythm Method" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Together Again" | "Bad Barber Again" | Below Average Dave |
| "All For You" | "Got The Flu" | Sally Weber |
| "Nasty" | "Tacky" | Mary Budres |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| What Have You Done For Me Lately? | FTD Florists | soul ii |
| Escapade | Ice Capades | Jeff Buchoff |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| That's the Way Love Goes | Divorce Lawyer | SisterGirl |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Big Black Cadillac Roxette | Black Cat Janet Jackson | Big Black Cadillac Cat ...or Catillac ;-) | Edward |
| Something To Talk About Bonnie Raitt | Nasty Janet Jackson | Something To Talk Nasty About | Regina Haniger |
| Something To Talk About Bonnie Raitt | Nasty Janet Jackson | Something Nasty To Talk About | Regina Haniger |
| (He Was) Really Saying Something Bananarama | Nasty Janet Jackson | He Was Really Saying Something Nasty ...and he got his mouth washed with soap. | Timmy O'Toole |
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"Throb"
Misheard Lyrics: Comfort me
Original Lyrics: Come for me
| "Again"
Misheard Lyrics: Suddenly the mean old breeze came back tombing in my mind
Original Lyrics: Suddenly the memories came back to me in my mind
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"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics: Doesn't really matter with the icing
'Cause I'm in love with the A&P Original Lyrics: Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being | "Show Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Sex is weak
Original Lyrics: Actions speak
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"What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
Misheard Lyrics: So Barbara says, you've got one life to live
Original Lyrics: Soap opera says, you've got one life to live
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Barbara I kept wondering who the Barbara was she was referring to |
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"Son Of A Gun"
The Funny Lyrics: I bet you think this song is about you? Don't you?
Why They're Funny: Janet says that she's not taking pock shots at her ex-husband. I think that this is a 'get revenge on the ex-husband' thing.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Someone To Call My Lover"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Ay ay Ay ay Ay ay Ay ay (repeat 4 times)
Why They're Repetitive: catchy for sure, but saying Ay Ay Ay all the time is reason enough why she hasn't got a lover
Submitted by: Alex
| "Son of a Gun"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I bet you think this song is aobut you?
Don't you? Why They're Repetitive: Janet your husband dumped you. Get over it!
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Velvet Rope"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Come with me inside
Inside my velvet rope Why They're Nonsensical: Unless 'Velvet Rope' happens to be a car, club or any other enterable object, I don't think I need to explain myself in my suggestion as to why these lyrics are nonsense. Or maybe this is a really huge rope, in fact so huge that each fiber is recognizable, therefore one is able to see the individual threads and somehow clamber in between each?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Nasty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: So close the door if you want me to respond
Why They're Nonsensical: And how would this help the person she's singing to? Maybe she doesn't want that person to see her response? I don't know...
Submitted by: Eric
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"Nasty"
The Insincere Lyrics: All you nasty boys
don't mean a thing to me Why They're Insincere: Tell that to Rene Elizando.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Son Of A Gun"
The Insincere Lyrics: Hoo hoo, son of a gun,
greedy, greedy, greedy man. Why They're Insincere: Okay. I can understand the whole 'revenge of the ex' angle that this song has going but I know hostility when I hear it and Janet sounds as if she has a lot of il-feelings towards her ex. You don't write a vengeful and hateful song about someone and then deny about who its about.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Twenty foreplay"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: The sunlight on your face
As the day begins to break Why They're Misrhymed: No comments ...
Submitted by: Annett
| "Someone to Call my Lover"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Maybe we'll meet at a bar,
He'll drive a funky car, Maybe we'll meet at a club, And fall so deeply in love. He'll tell me I'm the one, And we'll have so much fun, I'll be the girl of his dreams, Maybe. Why They're Misrhymed: Half of these are stretched or aren't rhymes. bar-car=What does it matter if a guy drives a cool car or a crappy one?? club-love=Don't rhyme. one-fun=Okay I guess. dreams-maybe=Come on!! This is just my personal opinion. I like the song, but I don't like the lyrics. I don't know why. Ignore me. I tend to get annoying. Like right now. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves......
Submitted by: ~*^Girl^*~
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"Strawberry Bounce"
The Dirty Lyrics: Ew wee baby
My lips as sweet as honey When I put 'em in your face Gonna make you spend ya' money Come on or you're gonna miss it Ring ring don't you wanna kiss it Watchin' me do a dance Makin' you so horny If you want a little taste Gotta show me how much you want Why They're Dirty: In this song Janet embodies an exotic dancer named Strawberry.
Submitted by: xxxpress
| "Like You Don't Love Me"
The Dirty Lyrics: Damn is that all I get from you
'Bout to give me an attitude You need to make love to me Like you don't love me Don't have to be gentle tonight Just be an animal tonight You need to make love to me Like you don't love me Why They're Dirty: This is an ode to casual sex.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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"All Nite (Don't Stop)"
The Lyrics: Drive me like a Porsche
Product Brand Name: Porsche.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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"Escapade"
The Song Lyrics: I just got paid, we've got it made
Ready to go, I promise you I'll show you Such a good time. Song They Mention: "Just Got Paid" by Johnny Kemp, and "Got It Made" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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"Black Cat"
The Lyrics: You better watch your step or your gonna die.
Why: Is she threatening to kill a man?
Submitted by: Daniel L
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"Runaway"
The Lyrics: African skies with a Nairobi mood
Oh, I fell asleep in Tuscany and dreamed Why: Nairobi is in Kenya and Tuscany is in Italy
Submitted by: redsimba
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"Together Again"
The Lyrics: Sometimes hear you whisperin
No more pain No worries will you ever see now baby I'm so happy for my baby Why: It's a happy, upbeat, dancable tune, but it's about death. Janet Jackson wrote this song about a friend who died of AIDS.
Submitted by: cygna vamp
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"What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
The Lyrics: Soap opera says
You've got "One Life To Life" who's right, who's wrong. Why: "One Life To Live" is the name of the soap opera show that plays on ABC.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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