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Song Parodies -> "A Troll"

Original Song Title:

"Control"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"A Troll"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

Clocking in at 19 parodies, this one is pretty good. I hope you like it too! BTW, up next is going to be my 20th parody, and for the Weird Awards, I want you guys to decide which song you want me to parody! Let me know in the comments below! Happy Holidays!
This is a song about trolls like me
I’m a troll
Trolling people with what I say
Trolling people with what I do
And this time I’m gonna troll you this way (this way)
I hope you hate me as much as I hate you
Are you ready?
I am
Cause you know I am a troll (a troll)
And I’ll put your face in my armpit

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, uhh!
I copied off Smash Mouth, they just could not control me
Now they all know I’m pro

I am
A troll
Never gonna stop
A troll
To tear you apart
A troll
I stole the stuff you bought
A troll
Making you throw up

I puke, make memes and cuss, and sing Mariah Carey
I am a psychopath, I’m armed with my machete
Now I know I’ve got to be

A troll
Give me what I want, ow!
A troll
Fetch me a croissant
A troll
My axes chop, chop, chop
A troll
You got it all wrong

Spam, boo boo
Trolled you, that’s right
Now you are owned, I have what you want
Thank you

I am not blind
I have to do my amputations
When it has to do with your life, your life
I wanna be the one who’s a troll

So let me amputate your hand, come on, just take a chance
A troll
It’s what you want, so just moonwalk and dance
I just wanna rule the world, just wanna run your life
Boo
Let’s make this life a little cheesier
When you go to dance just shake

A troll, boo boo
Puke in parking lots, boo
A troll
Trump at restaurants, ow!
A troll
Pimples that never pop
A troll
Now you’re going up, woo!

Can’t be last
Drink beer, you’re still owned
Boo boo boo, yeah boiiiiii

Now, I told you, uhhh
A troll
That’s right
A troll
Your beer: choose
A troll
I really wanna see
A troll
And I want to groove
Are you okay?
No!
Boo, a troll

It’s Prince: “Dirty Mind”
Yah baby
Yas yas, yas yas
Prince Songs: “Dirty Mind”
I don’t need an amputation
When it has to do with your life
I wanna be the one who’s a troll

Get to it
I am a troll, and I love it, hahaha, that’s right

A troll
Gotten what I want
A troll
Now you’re going up, yaaaahh
I am a troll
Uhhh
I am a troll
Yaaa
Don’t make me troll you
A troll
Hope you liked it! Control (A Troll)

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Logan the Amazing - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Just so you guys know, this song is NOT about me or you. It’s just another parody I made that’s about nobody in particular. Hope you enjoy!
Logan the Amazing - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Song suggestions due December 20th! No more after that! So, hurry!
I Smell a Rat - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Logan, if you are a middle schooler then why are most of your OS and artists (with few exceptions) from the 1980s? Explain yourself.
Max Power - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
"Tender Lover" by Babyface.
CML - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
There's always the possibility that this is an adult masquerading as a precocious 12 or 13-year old. If he is, he (or she) is doing a pretty good job of it. But what would be the payoff in that for a 30 or 40-year old man; to be told that you're extremely talented -- FOR A TWELVE YEAR OLD! ..... I was into lifting before almost anyone else and I could bench 300 as a Senior in High School (hence the nickname of Lennie) If someone had told me at age 17 that I was super strong for a 12 year old, I would have said "What the hell kind of compliment is that?"
Doug - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Yeah, he sounds like a fake. A total pretender. Kids today listen to Rhianna, Bruno Mars, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Adele, and so on. This man is playing us big time!
Jonathan - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
if you smell a rat, perhaps you should stop sniffing yourself! as Lennie said, what would Logan have to gain, by pretending to be younger than he is? all it says to me, that he enjoys 80s music, is that he has the best musical taste!
and since we both like the 80s Logan, here's my request:
"Why Does It Have To Be (Wrong Or Right)" by Restless Heart.
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
In response to I Smell a Rat & Doug: I just like 80s music. I just feel like modern music today isn’t as good as music from the 70s, 80s and 90s. That’s all. In response to CML: Thanks, dude. You always seem to put out the most psychologically stunning comments, and I like that. In response to Max Power and Jonathan: I took your requests. Thank you both! I’m looking forward to more (BTW Jonathan, I like you’re parodies and you’re pretty good at roasting people 😝).
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Attention: The amount of winners for the Weird Awards has changed. Now, there can be up to FIVE winners instead of three. Have a merry Christmas!
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
By the way, if your request isn't the song that I parody next, don't worry. I'll parody that song following the duet parodies. Also, the duet parodies have to be parodies of actual duets or collaborations. The winners of the Weird Awards pick the duet/collaboration we parody. The Weird Awards results will appear on December 22nd or later. So keep bringing up suggestions, or else the only ones I'll have are the ones that were made right now. When December 20th ends, that's when I'll be taking no more suggestions! So keep giving me ideas!
Jonathan - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Logan! BTW, your assessment of the music biz is spot on! there's just something missing in today's music...
Max Power - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
"Every Time I Close My Eyes" by Backstreet Boys. Then there's "Every Little Step" by Bobby Brown.
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
In response to Jonathan: Thanks for the support! 😁 80s Music 4 Ever!! SWAG! 😎 In response to Max Power: Great songs... I like your ideas. If I did a parody of “Tender Lover” by Babyface, I would call it “My Big Brother” or something like that.
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Jonathan, can you give me your author page URL so I don’t get confused with any other guy named Jonathan? Thanks!
Logan the Amazing - December 19, 2017 - Report this comment
GUIDELINE CHANGE... again. Sorry, but I’m just trying to get ready for the Weird Awards. Don’t worry, it’s the final one I’ll do. There will be FIVE winners (no more, no less), the winner AND I will AGREE on which song (it can be ANY song) we will parody, and ANYONE is eligible to win! Happy Holidays!
Jonathan - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
here you go, mate:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/jonathan.shtml
^ please note, that the first two parodies on this page were not written by me! that was indeed, another Jonathan who posted before I found this website. also, I cannot personally recommend a lot of my pre-2013 work...
Logan the Amazing - December 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan! BTW, the parody involving the Weird Awards could ALSO appear on December 21st, so just be ready!

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