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Song Parodies -> "Trashy"

Original Song Title:

"Nasty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Trashy"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

WCJ, I tried to use this under the spoof title of "Gnashing" as a feral parody but got sidetracked. So feel free to use that title. I went the tabloid route...
Tabloids compete! Photogs often on the go, stalkin' trashy spots, duh
Paparazzi also track celebs that are posh, duh
That's right, snap a pic- sell it

Trashy
Trashy news, snap anything, duh
Love that trashy news
Trashy
Trashy news, the hurt it brings, duh
Love that trashy news

Paparazzi go too far, they‘re often viscous and rude, duh
Oh, oh yeah
Don‘t care if they get arrested or are being sued, duh
Will this pic do?
Uh huh, mags know… and show

All over the globe!

Trashy
Trashy news, snap anything, duh
Love that trashy news
Trashy
Trashy news, the hurt it brings, duh
Love that trashy news
Trashy
Trashy news, up skirts and celeb boobs, duh
Love that trashy news
Trashy
Trashy news, celebs on drugs and drinking booze, duh
Love that trashy news

Celebs are really pissed
They’re fed-up

Pics not approved (No)
A show of disrespect (that's right)
So close your door and keep your clothes on (Oh, oh yeah)
What privacy? There’s no such thing!
The Photogs on patrol
Snappin’ shots like crazy
A long lens
Telephoto can be nasty!

Trashy
Trashy news, love to demean
Love that trashy news
Trashy
Trashy news, won't ever change, duh
Love that trashy news

Trashy news, in magazines
Love that trashy news
In check-out lines reading, uh-huh
Trashy!
More obscene things, duh
Love that trashy news
Duh!

Trashy art

Say!
Who's that sellin' nasty shots?
Trashy news!
Paparazzi go too far
Trashy news!
They’re often vicious and rude
Trashy news!
Don’t care about the many lawsuits
Trashy news!

Tabloids
(Trashy news)
Love to demean

Love that trashy news
(It keeps selling)

Ka-ching, Ka-ching!!!

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WCJ - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, it is a bad thing, how the press seems to keep "tabs" on other celebs, and we pick up the "tabs" to read about them. LOL! Great work Rob! 555! I will give you a hint as to what my parody of this OS will be about, "Mother Nature" ;-)
Rob Arndt - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks WCJ. Looking forward to your parody! Also, would never want to live in London- people there are photographed 300 times a day by the integrated security cameras that are everywhere! Talk about Big Brother... but then again, the US Govt. has been spying on US citizens for decades covertly, so the drones are no surprise ;-)

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