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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Janet Jackson

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Janet Jackson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'How can I be strong?', I've asked myself
Time and time upset.
Original Lyrics:
'How can I be strong?', I've asked myself
'Time and time', I've said.
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Card got played in a game and my heart is in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Kind of late in the game, and my heart is in your hand
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved our name in the gate,
and my heart is in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Kind of late in the game,
and my heart is in your hand
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Contemplating again now my heart is in your hands
Original Lyrics:
Kinda late in the game and my heart is in your hands
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Contemplating the game
now my heart is in your hands
Original Lyrics:
Kinda late in the game
and my heart is in your hands
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cot got made in the game
And my heart is in your hands.
Original Lyrics:
Kind of late in the game
And my heart is in your hands.
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I mention you had many?
Ignore you did.
Original Lyrics:
Good intentions, you had many
I know you did.
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you stand there and then tell me
You'd love me to live again.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you stand there and then tell me
You love me then leave again.
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good intentions you had made me
Original Lyrics:
Good intentions you had many
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Homie, homie, never let me go
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, never let me go
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I be strong,
I voss myself
Original Lyrics:
How can I be strong,
I've asked myself
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinda hard to get laid, and my heart is in your hands
Original Lyrics:
Kind of late in the game, and my heart is in your hand
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly the mean old breeze came back tombing in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly the memories came back to me in my mind
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The intentions that you made me
Original Lyrics:
Good intentions you had many
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm gonna have to fry tonight
Original Lyrics:
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
A saw for you
or
A song for you
Original Lyrics:
It's all for you.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Like a fat farty shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body, shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at miss snotty
Shaking her thing like yo never done see
Oh o the cracks tonight, we gunna have to make it right.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Lookin' at that body
Shakin' that thing
Like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like you never did see
Got a nice bag of Charlie
Guess I'm gonna have to try it tonight.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Lookin' at that body
Shakin' that thing
Like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thing
Looking up and then seeing
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have a bride tonight
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Lookin' at that body
Shakin' that thing
Like you never did see
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my girls on the potty
Like a fat farty
Shakin' dat thang like ya' never did see.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body
Shakin' that thang like ya' never did see.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the girl at the party look at that body
Shaking that thing, ma culotte est decue.
Original Lyrics:
All the girl at the party look at that body
Shaking that thing, like I never did see.
'Ma culotte est decue'(pronounce 'ma culote hey deyssu')is French for: 'My panties are disappointed.'
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And let there be a guy.
Original Lyrics:
And let that be your guide.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and do it to me.
Original Lyrics:
Come on and talk to me.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and torture me
Original Lyrics:
Come on and talk to me
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice back it's all right
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package it's all right
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice backya-ard,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice backyard
or
Got a nice back jar
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package all right
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice ounce of Charlie
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice pack of Charlies
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice pack of Durex
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice pack of duress
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice pack of jaw right
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package all right
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice pack of joy
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice pakcage alright
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright,
'cause I'm gonna have to buy it tonight
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to brag tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an ice pack and you're it
Guess I'm gonna have to write it tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an ice pack and your it
Guess I'm gonna have the right tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an ice pack chart
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an ice pack on his eye
And I'll make you feel alright
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright,
guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got an ice pack-a-jarrey
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some iced packed jars
Original Lyrics:
Got a nice package all right
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you starin' at the color of my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I see you starin' out the corner of my eyes.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just be yourself and let me be your guy
Original Lyrics:
Just be yourself and let me be your guide
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just be yourself and love to be a guy.
Original Lyrics:
Just be yourself and let me be your guide.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at that body, shakin' that thing like you never did see
He's got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to party tonight
Original Lyrics:
Look at that body, shakin' that thing like you never did see
He's got a nice package alright
Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my God it's a body
Look at that body.
Original Lyrics:
All my girls at the party
Look at that body.
"All For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the yummy, yummy one.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm the only one.
"All Night (Don't Stop)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone on the floor
Let's get hot and cold.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone on the floor
Let's get hardcore.
"All Nite (Don't Stop)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Attention it's time to taste
Original Lyrics:
Attention it's time to dance
"All Right" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all right, Brittany.
Original Lyrics:
You're all right with me.
"Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a picture
or
Dic-dic-diction
You're alright, Wendy
Original Lyrics:
Chip, dip, chip chore
You're alright with me
"Black Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black cat now 'cuz your days are gone.
Original Lyrics:
Black cat, nine lives, short days, long nights.
"Black Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black cat, nine lives, short d***, long thighs.
Original Lyrics:
Black cat, nine lives, short days, long nights.
"Black Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have a dime to stay awake
Original Lyrics:
Time after time, you stay away
"Black Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have the time to stay, away
Original Lyrics:
Time after time, you stay, away
"Black Cat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes my system need, your crazy ways.
Original Lyrics:
Makes no sense to me, your crazy ways.
"Come Back to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Italian love for you
Original Lyrics:
My undying love for you
"Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know
Now I've got a lot.
Original Lyrics:
Control
Now I've got a lot.
"Control" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be the one in your hole.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be the one in control.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Unintelligible)
Never heard a hum
Original Lyrics:
And show that my love will
Never hurt or harm.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter what the pain we go through
Doesn't matter if your mommy's home too
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter what the pain we go through
Doesn't matter if the money's gone too
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the Irish say.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the audience sees
'Cause I'm in love with Ian Beale.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the audience sees
'Cause I'm in love with the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the other's say,
cuz I'm in love with the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the others say
'cause I'm in love with you anyway
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter the the eye is seeing
'cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the others say,
'cause I'm in love feeling okay
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing,
'cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the others say,
'cause I'm in love with the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing,
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the others say
'Cause I'm in love with a human bean.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the others say
'Cause I'm in love with a human being.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the others see,
'cause I'm in love with the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what they're saying
'Cause I'm in love with a human being
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter with the icing
'Cause I'm in love with the A&P
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
'Cause I'm in love with the inner being
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll tickle with the devil in your heart
Original Lyrics:
I'll take away the doubt within your heart
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with a European.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the inner being.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with a human bean pole.
or
I'm in love with a human being.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the inner being.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is-your-love-a-buppa
Never hurt a ho.
Original Lyrics:
And show that my love will
Never hurt or harm.
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nanny nanny nanny my love for you
Original Lyrics:
Nutty nutty nutty my love for you
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love for me un-eventuality
Original Lyrics:
Your love for me unconditional I see
"Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love for me
Unconditional love see!
Original Lyrics:
Your love for me
Unconditional I see.
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch some Rais(inets).
Original Lyrics:
Escapade
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch some Rais(inets)
We'll have a good time
Catch some Rais(inets)
Leave your worries behind.
Original Lyrics:
Es-ca-pade
We'll have a good time
Es-ca-pade
Leave your worries behind.
Raisinets(R) is a registered trademark from a brand name of chocolate covered raisins, and from the Nestle Company.
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna take you on an Ice Capades.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna take you on an escapade.
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice-capades... we'll have a good time
Original Lyrics:
Escapade... we'll have a good time
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny thunder hang for a while
Original Lyrics:
Thought you'd want to hang for a while
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady Aberlin!
Original Lyrics:
Minneapolis!
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take you for a Nescafe
Let's go!
Nes-ca-fe...
Original Lyrics:
Let me take you on an escapade
Let's go!
Es-ca-pade...
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me take you to the Ice Capades
Let's go
Ice-Ca-pades.
Original Lyrics:
Let me take you on an escapade
Let's go!
Es-ca-pade
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny accolades!
Original Lyrics:
Minneapolis!
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ass I was walking by saw you standing there with a smile.
Original Lyrics:
As I was walking by I saw you standing there with a smile.
"Escapade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch my chest, I'm ready to go.
Original Lyrics:
Cashed my check, I'm ready to go.
"Everywhere I Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and begone!
Original Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and beyond.
"Everywhere I Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and by God.
Original Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and beyond.
"Feedback"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hiss and feedback..
Original Lyrics:
When you hear some feedback..
"I Get Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get some lemonade
Original Lyrics:
I get so lonely
"I Want You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like I go when things are gone.
Original Lyrics:
Feels like I'm going in circles.
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
An escalade belongs to you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd ask who it belongs to.
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd make you crawl up my leg
Original Lyrics:
I'd make you call out my name
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was your girl
All the things I'd do to you
I'd make you throw up and shit
My a**hole lips belong to you
Original Lyrics:
If I was your girl
All the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name
I'd ask who it belongs to, you.
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was your girl
All the things I'd do to you
I'd make you grow up now in my school
Which belongs to you
Original Lyrics:
If I was your girl
Oh the things I'd do to you
I'd make you call out my name
I'd ask who it belongs to.
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I 'if' and I want.
Original Lyrics:
If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you
But I'm not, so I can't and I won't.
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never once she looked at me.
Original Lyrics:
Never once you looked at me.
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a lace to my a**
or
With a lace to my eyes
Original Lyrics:
With lust in my eyes
"If"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're lucky I'll go dum
Da dum dum dum da dum dum.
Original Lyrics:
If you like, I'll go down
Da down down down da down down.
"Just A Little While" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to make love like a train for you.
Original Lyrics:
I want to make it like a dream for you.
"Let's Wait Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before we go to the park.
Original Lyrics:
Before we go to far.
"Let's Wait Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's make love... before it's too late
Original Lyrics:
Let's wait a while... before it's too late
"Let's Wait Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's wait awhile
Before let's do it.
Original Lyrics:
Let's wait awhile
Before it's too late.
"Let's Wait Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's wait awhile
Before we go to the farm.
Original Lyrics:
Let's wait awhile
Before we go to far.
"Let's Wait Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's wait outside
Original Lyrics:
Let's wait awhile
"Love Me For A Little While"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hungry for a little boy
Original Lyrics:
Love me for a little while.
"Love Will Never Do (Without You)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said it wasn't less
Original Lyrics:
They said it wouldn't last
"Love Will Never Do Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Offense think when lovers since.
Original Lyrics:
Our friends think we're opposites.
"Love Will Never Do Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said it wouldn't last, We had to build a mall.
Original Lyrics:
They said it wouldn't last, We had to prove them wrong.
"Love Will Never Do Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Others think We're opposites
or
Up in stink, we're opposites
or
Up in stink, we're opposites
Original Lyrics:
Our friends think we're opposites
"Luv"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stopped at the red light, Cuz.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm like a deer caught in headlights, ugh.
"Luv"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm caught in a red kind of mess.
Original Lyrics:
Got me caught in a wreck, I'm a mess.
"Miss You Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance again
Original Lyrics:
That's the end?
This is what Janet says after the song abruptly ends.
"Miss You Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I mishy-mush.
Original Lyrics:
I miss you much.
"Miss You Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I-R-S miss you much
I'm not your world, to tell the world.
Original Lyrics:
M-O-I/M-I-S-S miss you much
I'm not ashamed to tell the world.
"Miss You Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Send an email letter
Dial you on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Send it in a letter
Tell you on the phone
(send an email letter dial you on the phone means as in the old aol dial up internet, which may or may not have existed at the time this song was made)
"Nasty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Nasty) Nasty boys, don't eat a thing.
Original Lyrics:
(Nasty) Nasty boys, don't mean a thing.
"Nasty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a fool, I just want some respect
or
I'm not a food, I just want some respect
or
I'm not a food, I just want some respect
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a prude, I just want some respect
"Nasty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a prune, I just get disrespect.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a prude, I just want some respect.
"Nasty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nestea
Original Lyrics:
Nasty
"Nasty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, my first name ain't baby
It's Janet
And it's Jackson if you're nasty.
Original Lyrics:
No, my first name ain't baby
It's Janet
Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.
"Nasty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
SIttin' in the booby show
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' in the movie show
"Nasty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So five percent, you've got one life to live
Original Lyrics:
Soap opera says, you've got one life to live
"Pleasure Principle"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the pressure principle.
Original Lyrics:
It's the pleasure principle.
"Pleasure Principle"
Misheard Lyrics:
This has become another familiar dream
It's not the first time I peed the bed.
Original Lyrics:
This has become another familiar scene
It's not the first time I paid the fare.
"Pleasure Principle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took a ride on a big teradaptyle.
Original Lyrics:
Took a ride in a big yellow taxi.
"Pleasure Principle"
Misheard Lyrics:
We turned down a Nazi road
Which brings us to a stop.
Original Lyrics:
We turned right and I said, 'Wrong'
Which brings us to a stop.
"Pleasure Principle"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might think I'm freezing
But I'm serious.
Original Lyrics:
You might think I'm crazy
But I'm serious.
"Rhythm Nation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are a part of the wee leprechauns
Original Lyrics:
We are a part of the rythm nation
"Rhythm Nation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are part of a river nation.
Original Lyrics:
We are part of a rhythm nation.
"Rhythm Nation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are part of a river nation
Original Lyrics:
We are part of a rhythm nation
"Rhythm Nation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are upon a River Ritz Boat
Original Lyrics:
We are a part of the Rythm Nation
"Rock With U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberries - everything's sexier.
Original Lyrics:
Strobe lights make everything sexier.
"Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell asleep in disbelief.
Original Lyrics:
I fell asleep in Tuscany.
"Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want some salad with some manacotti
Original Lyrics:
We'll sail the waters of many colors
"Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up when it was 12:03
Original Lyrics:
I woke up with an Australian breeze
"Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up with an Australian Sheep.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up with an Australian breeze.
"Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run away, be my light
Original Lyrics:
Run away with me my love
"Show Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex is weak
Original Lyrics:
Actions speak
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby we'll meet at a bar
He'll drive a f**king car
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar
He'll drive a funky car
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back on the road again,
eatin canneloni and
Original Lyrics:
Back on the road again,
feelin kinda lonely and
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back on the road again, feeling kinda horny...
Original Lyrics:
Back on the road again, feeling kinda lonely...
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beep beep, we'll meet in a bar
He'll drive a funky car.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet in a bar
He'll drive a funky car.
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beep-beep, bein' in the car
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beep-beep, little car
He'll drive a funky car.
or
Beep-beep, little car
He'll drive a f***ing car.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar
He'll drive a funky car.
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the cattle on the air
Original Lyrics:
Feeling kinda lonely and
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get someone to call my love a cab baby.
Original Lyrics:
Get someone to call my lover yeah baby.
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make a different change this time.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta do it different J this time.
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll drive a f***ing car.
Original Lyrics:
He'll drive a funky car.
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, you gotta guess my weight.
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, you gotta pass my way.
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I want some cannelloni baby
Original Lyrics:
I gotta get someone to call my lover yeah baby
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar,
he'll drive a f*cking car
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet at a bar,
he'll drive a funky car
"Someone To Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we'll pee in a bar.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we'll meet in a bar.
"Someone to Call My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright baby comma
That's my way
I gotta get someone to call my llama
Yeah baby comma
Original Lyrics:
Alright baby come in
Pass my way
I gotta get someone to call my lover
Yeah baby come on
"Son Of A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clowns in my coffee
Original Lyrics:
Clouds in my coffee
"Son Of A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I betcha think this song is about you. Don't chew
Original Lyrics:
I betcha think this song is about you, don't you
"This Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old boy take a look into the sunrise
Original Lyrics:
Oh boy take a look at who's sorry now
"Throb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comfort me
Original Lyrics:
Come for me
"Together Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in Mumbai
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in moonlight
"Together Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a rug and poo.
Original Lyrics:
Together again ooh
"Together Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a rug and pooh.
Original Lyrics:
Together again, ooooh.
"Together Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and be gone.
Original Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and beyond.
"Together Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and be young.
Original Lyrics:
There are times when I look above and beyond.
"Together Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an immolite
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in moonlight
"Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' music, silk deejays
Fart machines and razor blades.
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin' music, slick deejays
Fog machines and laser rays.
"Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping music slitting chains
Frog machines and laser rays.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping music, slick deejays
Fog machines and laser rays.
"Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumping music, slick deejays
Fart machines and razor blades.
Original Lyrics:
Jumping music, slick deejays
Fog machines and laser rays.
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death
Eat dog shit
Original Lyrics:
Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death
Ain't that a shame?
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good thing for cocoa puffs, we'd starve to death
Original Lyrics:
Good thing I cook or else we'd starve to death
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I Used to Blog about it all the time
Original Lyrics:
I used to talk about it all the time
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So Barbara says, you've got one life to live
Original Lyrics:
Soap opera says, you've got one life to live
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So bop yourselves, you've got one life to live, who's right?
Who's right? Who's wrong?
Original Lyrics:
Soap opera says you've got one life to live, who's right?
Who's right? Who's wrong?
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be a time when you were there for me.
Original Lyrics:
Used to be a time when you would pamper me.
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be a time when you would do for me.
Original Lyrics:
Used to be a time when you would pamper me.
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to be a time when you would pimp for me.
Original Lyrics:
Used to be a time when you would pamper me.
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have you done for me like me?
Original Lyrics:
What have you done for me lately?
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have you done for me, Mc D?
Original Lyrics:
What have you done for me lately?
'McD' is an abbreviation for McDonald's.
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have you done for me, Nadine?
Original Lyrics:
What have you done for me lately?
"What Have You Done For Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're always putting off what you can do today
So Barbara says, 'You've got one life to live'.
Original Lyrics:
You're always putting off what you can do today
Soap opera says, 'You've got one life to live'.
"What Have You Done For Me Lately" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As song says you've got one life to live
Original Lyrics:
As soap opera says, you've got one life to live
"What Have You Done For Me Lately" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So Papa says, you've got one life to live
Original Lyrics:
Soap opera says, you've got one life to live
"What Have You Done for Me Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What have you done for me, McMean?
Original Lyrics:
What have you done for me lately?
"When I Think Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, jump in now
Ooh, jump in now
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, so in love
Ooh, so in love
"When I Think Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soak in tub with you,
Soak in tub
Original Lyrics:
So in love with you,
So in love
"When I Think Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' bout, talkin' bout, talkin' bout
Original Lyrics:
So in love, so in love, so in love
"When I Think Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout
or
Tuff enuff
or
Tuff enuff
Original Lyrics:
So in love
"When I Think Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of food.
or
When I think of poo.
Original Lyrics:
When I think of you.
"When I Think Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think of you!
Tough enough, oooh, tough enough
Original Lyrics:
When I think if you!
So in love, ooh, so in love
"When I Think of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you leave me making me poop
Original Lyrics:
And you leave me making me blue
"Whoops Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the one the Jarvis called me here.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why my job has called me in.
"You Ain't Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be I had enough
'Bout to explode and I got seventy-five cents.
Original Lyrics:
Must be I had enough
'Bout to explode from the gossip I said.
"You Ain't Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, hooo, you ain't white!
Ooh, hoo, sick and tight!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, hoo, you ain't right!
Ooh, hoo, sick and tired!
"You Ain't Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took my cellphone to the doctor
Wasn't feelin' fine.
Original Lyrics:
Took myself on to the doctor
Wasn't feelin' fine.
"You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sierri Arsie Essen-Nostrum
Original Lyrics:
C-N-E-I-C-S-N-O-C
"You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleash this gadget that you've grown into.
Original Lyrics:
Unleash the scared child that you've grown into.
"You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleash this ketchup that you've grown into.
Original Lyrics:
Unleash the scared child that you've grown into.

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