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Song Parodies -> "Weak Tricks"

Original Song Title:

"Like a G6"

Original Performer:

Far East Movement

Parody Song Title:

"Weak Tricks"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man responds to a terrible magician. Yeah, that's all I got.
Well, I don't think that I like this magician
His abilities are shite's what I'm thinkin'
Pullin' tissues out? Well, I think that I should leave this
Cause you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks

Pullin' out rab-rabbit-bits?
Multiplyin-in' ba-alls-ba-alls?
Dude, that stuff is ba-alls, hence why you get no applau-ause
Th-th-th-their int'rest is droppin', don't bring out that stupid box
Cause we know that your assistant is in one piece, please stop (lame, you're lame)
Bullshit, switch it up, switch-switch it up
It's hard to be amazed when you stick to this basic crud
Stickin' to the basic crud, stick-st-st-stickin' to old crud
C-C-Can't call yourself "Amazo" when you do this basic cru-u-ud

Gotta say that I don't like this magician
All his magic tricks are shite's what I'm thinkin'
Disappearin' wand? Well, I think that I should leave this
Cause you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks

Thought you'd know, thought you'd know thi-is, in the ma-magic bi-iz
If the crowd is nappin', that means that you're kinda shi-it
No impressive tricks, no amazin' sights
I've seen lots of how-to vids for all this crap online (lame, you're lame)
Bullshit, switch it up, switch-switch it up
There's nothin' here I can't get in a box for fifty bucks
Children's magic box, this sucks, ho-h-h-holy crap, this sucks
R-R-Really don't think this ticket should've cost me fifty bu-u-ucks

It's the truth, man, I don't like this magician
His whole showmanship is shite's what I'm thinkin'
Unconnectin' rings? Well, I think that I should leave this
Cause you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks

You need a volunteer chump? I won't put my hand up
Nope, won't put my hand up, put-put my, put my hand up (cause you're stupid)
You want a card pickin' chump? I won't put my hand up
Nope, won't put my hand up, put-put my, put my hand up (cause you're stupid)
Hell no, I won't put my hand up
Nope, won't put my hand up, put-put my, put my hand up (cause you're stupid)
Hell no, I won't put my hand up
Nope, won't put my hand up, put-put my, put my hand up

This is heinous, I don't like this magician
Ev'ry thing he does is shite's what I'm thinkin'
Doves pulled out your arse? Well, I think that I should leave this
Cause you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks
W-With these weak tricks, with these weak tricks
Wow-w-wow-w-wow, wow, you're wastin' my time w-with these weak tricks

True fact: G6's don't exist. Far East Movement were making up a type of plane that was "flyer" than a G4. And that's why they never had another hit. That's my theory anyway.

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